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Hornswaggled-Into thin air-Episode3
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 422 seconds

Episode 3 of a mini movie, stay tuned for episode 4 you will not be disappointed

Related: aleister, aliens, ball, cold, crowley, crystal, delusional, fanatic, fortune, mad, nightmare, paranoid, paranormal, pychic, scaler, science, sweat, teller, ufo, weird

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Hey Joe!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 17 Oct 08, 05:31:32
Hey Joe!!! Thanks for watching and your imput... Glad you enjoyed the show!!! Robert

I saw your video ...
By: TEAMWHITTINGTON. on 17 Oct 08, 02:25:39
I saw your video and I wanted you to know that it was good, Thanks and keep up the good work! With respect, your friend Joe fm TEAMWHITTINGTON

Hey Irene!!! Good ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 14 Oct 08, 01:28:14
Hey Irene!!! Good to hear from ya!!! Stay tuned and find out what happend to Patrick and the rest of the gang!!! Thanks for watching hugs

Wow...getting scary ...
By: IreneK43. on 14 Oct 08, 00:37:46
Wow...getting scary. wuts next? Hugs, Irene

Hey Granny!!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 13 Oct 08, 20:30:28
Hey Granny!!!! More on the way!!!! Thank you so much for watching and stay tuned for further episodes!!! HUgs

This is getting ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 13 Oct 08, 19:40:31
This is getting really good Robert and Zel. Keeps us wanting MORE MORE MORE.

Thank you Proto...! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 13 Oct 08, 04:23:36
Thank you Proto...!! There is no end to the Luv Matrix though eventually Eugene may have other plans... As to the end of the series...only Patrick knows and he is presently no where to be found!!! thanks for watching!! hugs

Thank you Robert I ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 13 Oct 08, 04:13:27
Thank you Robert I don't know what else to say here but thank you... hugs

This is a great ...
By: Prototype87. on 13 Oct 08, 00:30:21
This is a great series. Very riveting. I'm not sure who I should root for. I love the love matrix, but Patrick is working so hard. :P Have to see how things will come out in the end.

hello Susan!!! It ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:44:12
hello Susan!!! It has been very exciting doing this series... Thanks for watching!!! hugs

He ran like the ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:41:18
He ran like the green on the football field down into the crowds and in the stands he tripped and screamed between two evil clowns LOL Thanks for watching Jasmine hugs

Thanks Love!! Just ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:36:07
Thanks Love!! Just remember...you are as talented, if not more... Hugs

Howdy Paul!!! Hiya ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:33:47
Howdy Paul!!! Hiya Tinsel!!! Thank you both for watching!!!:) Hugs

Hi Ryan!! Glad you ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:31:45
Hi Ryan!! Glad you enjoyed the show hugs

Jasmine!!! Thank ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:30:47
Jasmine!!! Thank you so much!!:) Episode 4 is coming soon!! hugs

Hey Jamie!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 12 Oct 08, 23:29:14
Hey Jamie!!! Thanks for the 5 stars! And thanks for watching...:) hugs

alot of work here,5 ...
By: punkieboy1. on 12 Oct 08, 23:22:11
alot of work here,5 great stars

you are very ...
By: jasmine1960. on 12 Oct 08, 21:50:36
you are very talented look forward to the next episode all ready

hehe cute....LOL
By: PodJumper. on 12 Oct 08, 19:15:52
hehe cute....LOL

I too often wonder ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 12 Oct 08, 18:12:14
I too often wonder if you realize how talented you are. I enjoy making these with you, being your partner in crime so to speak. I cant wait to see what you come up with for the next episode, its such a pleasure to work with you. Love and Support Big Hugz Zel

Hornswaggle, you ...
By: robertpina99. on 12 Oct 08, 17:06:29
Hornswaggle, you break hearts sometimes with your characters. Then you make us laugh and the heartbreak goes away. I wonder if you know how talented you really are. You inspire on a daily basis.

oh golly, this is ...
By: tunisianswife. on 12 Oct 08, 16:25:00
oh golly, this is so good. I love the cliffhangers. the editing and the music and the visuals just add so much to the eerieness of this whole saga.

this is gettin' ...
By: paultinsel. on 12 Oct 08, 15:10:11
this is gettin' good ....i can't wait till the next episode

this is hotting up ...
By: jasmine1960. on 12 Oct 08, 13:46:04
this is hotting up nicely can't wait for next week .......you should of ran when I told you too now I think it's to late

World famous psychic Esmeralda Sleazstak
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 320 seconds

Esmeralda gives some predictions and takes a call.

Related: aliens, cheese, cramps, dancing, election, famous, improv, in, menstrual, monkey, naked, predictions, president, psychic, readings, streets, the

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LOL Aliens....they ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Sep 08, 18:42:53
LOL Aliens....they are the cheesiest

Yay!!! For the ...
By: Prototype87. on 26 Sep 08, 08:39:57
Yay!!! For the Aliens. Cheese Rainbows. That's like heaven for the taste buds. :)

I thought it was a ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 26 Sep 08, 02:35:50
I thought it was a pompus poodle in England, or was that the last guy? Yeah, but chese and jello dont mix, trust me!

I also saw an angry ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Sep 08, 19:00:09
I also saw an angry duck but that had to do with England.... The aliens have no concept about bread...they do love jello! Yes, naked! LOL

Looks like we are ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 25 Sep 08, 17:37:25
Looks like we are gonna get a jealous monkey either way... Alien Government Cheese? I wonder if the grilled cheese sandwiches will be as good? WoooHooo, dancin naked in the streets!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh yessss ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Sep 08, 16:23:15
Ohhhhhhhhhhh yessss!!!!! They are so excited to bring us cheese!! Not sure about the insecticoid cheese dip but everything else appears to be worth trying...

Anything is ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Sep 08, 16:17:39
Anything is possible! But seriously, not much there to chop...more or less find.................. oops! Thats gotta hurt!

Esmeralda can U ...
By: IreneK43. on 25 Sep 08, 14:04:06
Esmeralda can U tell me if in the future my X boyfriend gets his weener chopped off? :oD

I'm glad about the ...
By: ladybard1968. on 25 Sep 08, 13:55:39
I'm glad about the cure for menstrual cramps. Also I can't wait for the aliens to come. I love cheese.

Why thank you ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Sep 08, 09:35:19
Why thank you GrannyMae! Ask away and I shall emplore the stars about you!

Esmeralda you sure ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 25 Sep 08, 09:31:42
Esmeralda you sure are beautiful, hope you can tell me my future soon. Your the BEST. GM

Oh, the future is ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Sep 08, 09:08:48
Oh, the future is full of so much fun!!! Just make an appointment with me and I shall tell you all...well, in english at least... I look forward to more predictions from me as well!

How psychic of you!
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Sep 08, 09:00:12
How psychic of you!

Dearest Esmeralda, ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 25 Sep 08, 08:56:10
Dearest Esmeralda, I wonder if you might do a session with me to determine what the future holds for me? There is so much I would like to know! I look forward to more predictions from you. Zel

Are you sure your ...
By: ToriSterling. on 25 Sep 08, 08:42:11
Are you sure your seeing the future and not the past? I think your first prediction was of when Bush took office.

Patrick talks to NoxZema Hornswaggle
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 288 seconds

Patrick has a desperate talk with his mother about Eugene and Molly Kay.

Related: carrottop, facial, frankenpenis, funny, help, improv, knife, lorenabobbit, mom, mother, noxzema

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LOl this was funny ...
By: LionIsa. on 02 Sep 08, 01:50:31
LOl this was funny Thnxs Lioness for the forward .. CRAPAcino I almost spit my soda on my keyboard ! LOL

Hi christopher!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 29 Aug 08, 05:15:48
Hi christopher!!! thanks for watching and glad you enjoyed the video!! Eugene:)

lol funny
By: christopherinsc1981. on 29 Aug 08, 04:58:00
lol funny

LoL Hey mk, glad ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 28 Aug 08, 04:04:40
LoL Hey mk, glad you enjoyed the show!And thanks for watching, hugs~ Eugene

Your mo is lookin a ...
By: mkuebler5. on 28 Aug 08, 03:11:14
Your mo is lookin a lil precarious there! Broccoli top!laughs mama to add to his misery LOL!

Hey seacorp!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 19:32:31
Hey seacorp!!! Glad you got a laugh out of the video! thanks for watching... hugs~ Eugene

LOL
By: seacorp126. on 26 Aug 08, 19:24:59
LOL

Thank you punkie, ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 16:19:14
Thank you punkie, I enjoy watching your videos and although there are so many classy folks out there to name I should like to say that you are Classy as well... Hugs~ Eugene

LOL, well if ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 16:14:01
LOL, well if MinnieSue can get past the green fuzz witha chainsaw heheheh but at the moment looks like Patrick is held up in some motel in Georgia creating the Faketrix Thanks for watching GM Hugs~ Eugene

Heheheh...thank you ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 15:57:35
Heheheh...thank you for watching and glad you got laughs...Broccoli Top and Mother#6 should be coming back inthe future with more so hold onto your hat LOL Hugs~ Eugene

thank you...it's ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 15:54:29
thank you...it's good to know that we gave you some laughs and hope to keep you rolling in the future :0) Hugs~ Eugene

great video
By: punkieboy1. on 26 Aug 08, 13:35:41
great video

OMG Mamma ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 26 Aug 08, 11:39:53
OMG Mamma Hornswaggle yo sho nuff lookin beautiful. OMG Patrick is in trouble now. LOLOLOLOL Gettin his Penis cut off. HIS PENIS LOL

"I've got to look ...
By: foxsmum01. on 26 Aug 08, 10:35:29
"I've got to look beautiful." LOL Broccolit top...more lol's...this vid was really cute and funny!

yall are funny as ...
By: ThankYouFairy. on 26 Aug 08, 10:29:12
yall are funny as heck.. lol..

I will survive...I ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Aug 08, 21:00:07
I will survive...I hope!LOL

Ah, Ex's...one of ...
By: Prototype87. on 25 Aug 08, 09:29:10
Ah, Ex's...one of the reasons I moved to SK. I feel your soon to be pain, Patrick. :P

She's not!!?? ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Aug 08, 21:52:53
She's not!!?? MinervaSue??!! arrrgggghhhhh!!!! LOL How the hell did you get here....Hey, that Noxzema does wonders for your face eh??

Yep, he ate'r raw ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Aug 08, 21:50:05
Yep, he ate'r raw too! Wait a second!!!! Georgia?? Rats!! *Ducks knife and poops pants* Mom is in a class all her own LOL

Im checking google ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Aug 08, 21:16:43
Im checking google for rainbow advisories and the stock market to see where i stand and the dogon tribe to see when them leprecons will be trippin thru the tulips....well now I hope my membership is not disconnected anytime soon because I really do like the ammenities...LOL

Wait a minute... ...
By: oFridayXIIIo. on 24 Aug 08, 20:10:50
Wait a minute...that's not mother #6. WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT?! This is turning into one big ass mystery!

Eugene ate his pet ...
By: oFridayXIIIo. on 24 Aug 08, 20:01:39
Eugene ate his pet rock? LMAO! Y'all is one weird ass family! Head on down to Georgia ol' boy head on down! *Waves her knife about.* Now mother #6 is a classy woman though. She's a classy woman indeed. ROFL You're both too much I am on the floor in tears from laughter.

If your half ...
By: ladybard1968. on 24 Aug 08, 16:35:10
If your half leprecorn you could leave me a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Hope your penis stays connected.

...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Aug 08, 15:51:07
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I'll get you Eugene!!! and your little dog too!!! LOL thanks for watching D

Thanks paul lol ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Aug 08, 15:43:38
Thanks paul lol love the comment... hugs

Drock enters the Matrix
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 312 seconds

Drock comes to work for the Matrix and Granny Mae gives him a call!

Related: boobs, funny, improv, love, matrix, phone, sauce, sexy

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Georgette Featherston Interviews the Love Matrix God
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 433 seconds

Georgette Featherston of Mississippi interviews Eugene Hornswaggle.
To see more from Georgette visit her
at http://www.youtube.c om/user/GrannyMaesPl ace

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LOL...It sure was ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 16:42:18
LOL...It sure was fun and a great vid working with you GrannyMae! Hugs~ Eugene

This is a Great ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 26 Aug 08, 11:48:31
This is a Great Video, but I have the strangest feeling I seen it before, HUM, GM

He has a cape some ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 20 Aug 08, 02:37:47
He has a cape some where in the shead buried under the boxes of bones and comics saved ovr the years LOL

Oh yes mating calls ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 20 Aug 08, 02:36:43
Oh yes mating calls shall sweep the land LOL... Georgette is cool, has her mean streak but thats ok... Hugs~ Eugene

HeHe, Eugene is ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 20 Aug 08, 02:35:10
HeHe, Eugene is something else...LOL LOve Georgette, she rocks lol... Love you... Hugs~Eugene

LOL! nation wide ...
By: mkuebler5. on 18 Aug 08, 23:58:14
LOL! nation wide phone sex mating calls :P I actually know someone that looks like Georgette!!

Does Bozo have a ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 18 Aug 08, 22:26:25
Does Bozo have a cape?

Georgette is so ...
By: oFridayXIIIo. on 18 Aug 08, 19:18:04
Georgette is so lovely and Eugene is just so, Eugene. Together they are TOO funny! I LOVE EM BOTH!

Dear Mr. ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 19:06:37
Dear Mr. richoche141, I am left wondering how i could have ever ovr looked the fruits of Grip's labor and not have paid him sooner... The Luv God sends double the amount in full along with a months paid subscription to my news letter... Now let me see that would be 3000.00 $ in LUv Matrix cash....Im sending it electronically love to you all The Luv God

Well, Ms ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 18:59:57
Well, Ms Featherston needs gigantic injections of the Luv Matrix indeed.. given her bouts with slimfast still unstired in her soul only the Luv God can save her now!!! OHHhhhh, alright Bozo! You shall be the hero who saves her!!! As to her joining the Luv Matrix? I shall have to send out the Mega Mating call and hope she responds.... ~Eugene

Yes, nation wide!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 18:51:02
Yes, nation wide!! Fighting the Faketrix and it's evil denisons of naughtiness... ....OH What Luv!!!! Nothing will ever be the same now that GrannyMae has entered the Luv Matrixx!!!!! :) Eugene Ho oops...I forgot the rest of my name... Rnswaggle

Oh!!! thank you and ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 16:37:27
Oh!!! thank you and Wow!!! thank you punkie!! Eugene~Of the Luv Matrix

You know what my ...
By: richochet41. on 18 Aug 08, 16:29:21
You know what my old ass uncle Grip works for the damn Matrix and I have yet to see him get a pay check he is still bumming off of me.

You're quite ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 16:18:29
You're quite welcome and look forward to many more adventures along these lines of laugh and friendship.... Eugene H.

Great job with Ms. ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 18 Aug 08, 15:06:51
Great job with Ms. Featherston, will she be joining the Matrix soon? D

Oh the Love Matrix ...
By: tunisianswife. on 18 Aug 08, 13:12:58
Oh the Love Matrix is going nation-wide! If Mr. Salami ever fires Georgette, I guess she knows where she can apply for a job. She and GrannyMae can even share a phone line! LOL Oh the thought of Eugene and Bozo in a feature film..tickets will be sold out. Great great interview with the Love God! Loved it. :)

I just love it..5 ...
By: punkieboy1. on 18 Aug 08, 12:52:43
I just love it..5 stars

Great interview you ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 18 Aug 08, 11:52:29
Great interview you two, I always enjoy the weekly news.

Beach Party BABY!
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 352 seconds

Eugene goes to the beach

Related: beach, comedy, corona, dance, eugenehornswaggle, fun, improv, party, playground, seagull, silly, stupid

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My trustie sidekick ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 11 Sep 08, 10:09:29
My trustie sidekick Bozo has been left in charge of the Luv Mat' which at the moment because of the hurricane,has relocated to a subterrain base to answer phones....Patrick keeps calling to get ahold of the Radioshack Twins who were featured in the July flyer ...lol

Oh no! Whose ...
By: Prototype87. on 11 Sep 08, 07:32:57
Oh no! Whose manning the Love Matrix? There could be some lonely, desperate person calling. :O

Hey edenbainbridge! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 11 Sep 08, 04:00:31
Hey edenbainbridge!!!! to you and yours thanks for watching, ((Hugs))

They out there in ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 11 Sep 08, 03:53:39
They out there in the beach blanket jiggling thar CoCo Nuts!!!!! Lol Ohhhhh behave!! ;p luv ya!!!

Granny NuckinFutts! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 11 Sep 08, 03:51:21
Granny NuckinFutts!!! Its time for a Jail Break!!! Were bringing the virtual keys to get that door open.... Fun in the sun there makin the video LoL now just waiting for IKE to like crash the party out here on the coast!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hugs

xoexo
By: edenbainbridge. on 11 Sep 08, 02:50:05
xoexo

where's frankie and ...
By: paultinsel. on 11 Sep 08, 01:44:42
where's frankie and annette? cowabunga dude

Great video Eugene! ...
By: IreneK43. on 11 Sep 08, 01:40:05
Great video Eugene! :o) Hope U and Zel come out n help bust Granny NuckinFutts outta Jail...If ya got a Monopoly game bring the get out of Jail free card!!!! There is some cool Prices in a box 4 the winner :oD Hugs, Irene n Granny NuckinFutts

I shall dance in ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 10 Sep 08, 20:45:23
I shall dance in the eye of the storm!!! lol Thanks for watchin

i hope you aint ...
By: stumpie2. on 10 Sep 08, 20:08:41
i hope you aint there this weekend or ike will get ya((smiles))

No problem, we'll ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 10 Sep 08, 17:32:44
No problem, we'll just build a box and make sand castles together :)

Oh I turn lobster ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 10 Sep 08, 17:17:00
Oh I turn lobster myself if I take off my shirt LOL... Well thank you and it was a great time ...glad you enjoyed the trip with me Eugene

Im still pouring ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 10 Sep 08, 16:53:11
Im still pouring sand out of my shoes! Love ya Zel

Man I wish I could ...
By: ER92840. on 10 Sep 08, 16:34:06
Man I wish I could go to the beach and not fry! I am very fair skinned and burn so easy! Looks like you had a great time. Thanks for taking me along with ya :) Great Video!

Its all in the way ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 10 Sep 08, 15:59:50
Its all in the way you work a crowd...uh well a flock of seagulls er a well that wonderful sunshine lol Youre welcome Susan.... It was a fun time Eugene

Well come on then ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 10 Sep 08, 15:57:45
Well come on then wooooohoooooo!!!!LOL Glad you enjoyed the video and thank you for tuning in nancy!!!

A sort of Ratzo ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 10 Sep 08, 15:55:54
A sort of Ratzo from the Midnight Cowboy surviving the ride for sure ;P

Beach bum he he
By: TheThomasShow. on 10 Sep 08, 13:28:24
Beach bum he he

Well Eugene wait ...
By: nancyleeould. on 10 Sep 08, 13:15:29
Well Eugene wait until I grab my cut offs and flip flops and I'll meet ya there!! Sounds like a fun time...place should be swingin' soon! LOL Well done! Hugs~Nancy

well Eugene, you ...
By: tunisianswife. on 10 Sep 08, 12:31:29
well Eugene, you sure know how to clear out a beach. lol I think it must have been those mating calls. Oh hang onto those gold coins. the value of gold is going up; could be worth something some day. :) really cute. thanks for taking us along.

Hornswaggled-The Maddening-Episode 1
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 192 seconds

Episode 1 of a mini movie, stayed tuned for episode 2 you will not be disappointed.

Related: aleister, aliens, cold, crowley, delusional, fanatic, mad, nightmare, paranoid, scaler, science, sweat, ufo, weird

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Oh yes!!! He's in ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 13 Oct 08, 20:38:19
Oh yes!!! He's in for one hell of a ride GM!!! and theres no turning back this time... LOL stay tuned!! hugs

Patrick is in ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 13 Oct 08, 19:45:36
Patrick is in trouble now.

Hi gocatdave!!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Oct 08, 20:24:19
Hi gocatdave!!!! Zel sends you regards and best wishes.... thank you so much for watching and commenting!!! Eugene

Hello there Lionlsa ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Oct 08, 20:15:24
Hello there Lionlsa! Very happy you enjoyed the episode and look forward to sharing future episodes with you!!! Part twooo is coming soooooon!!! Hugzzzz Eugene

Cool! Thanks to ...
By: gocatdave. on 01 Oct 08, 18:02:31
Cool! Thanks to Zel for the share!

I enjoyed will be ...
By: LionIsa. on 01 Oct 08, 18:01:59
I enjoyed will be watching for part 2 !

Hi Jasmine!!! A ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Oct 08, 12:50:16
Hi Jasmine!!! A very long journey indeed!!! It seems as though along that road he has gone there may be no coming back....only time will tell. Doggie eyes peaking over his shoulder to find out what all the commotion was about... thanks for watching love, Eugene

oh lord Patrick, ...
By: jasmine1960. on 01 Oct 08, 12:35:30
oh lord Patrick, this is going to be a long journey for you hun. god help you your going to need it in one way or another loved the dog's eye's glowing in the dark

Hey uncledave!!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Oct 08, 10:39:29
Hey uncledave!!!! thanks for watching... Eugene

Interesting :o)tm * ...
By: uncledave10. on 01 Oct 08, 10:08:14
Interesting :o)tm *****

Hey Paul! Hi Tinsel ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Oct 08, 04:38:20
Hey Paul! Hi Tinsel! You bet! It will be fun so hang onto your hair cuz the fun and action has just begun!@!!

Wherever he is now, ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Oct 08, 04:36:44
Wherever he is now, there's no telling what journey he is on...hehe Dog eyes in background was an accident..:0 That was Misty's glow in the dark eyes LOL She was thinking ...."What the hell is this human doing?"

this is gonna be ...
By: paultinsel. on 01 Oct 08, 03:18:38
this is gonna be fun

Patrick, I think ...
By: tunisianswife. on 01 Oct 08, 02:41:26
Patrick, I think you're in for a loooong journey, my friend. LOL Loved the glow in the dark doggie eyes! LOL

gotta find that ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 01 Oct 08, 02:00:28
gotta find that giant magnifying glass...

He has lost it, I'm ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Sep 08, 22:31:50
He has lost it, I'm sure....the last time I saw him.....all he would mumble was that...."They were coming, they were coming" Well, anyways thanks for watching and love ja! hugzzzzzzz

Oh good lord ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 30 Sep 08, 22:21:18
Oh good lord Patrick what have you gotten yourself into to have the phones tapped? I think you need to seek some sort of help, advice, therapy. Eugene is probably mortified at seeing this.

I've been trying to ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Sep 08, 21:35:48
I've been trying to get ahold of him for a while but he hasn't been returning my calls so for his sake I will pay you in You Tubes to help out in any way that you can... hey Proto! thanks for watching and keep up the good work! hugzzzzz

I could help you ...
By: Prototype87. on 30 Sep 08, 21:29:00
I could help you Patrick, but its gonna cost ya. Are you willing to pay the price?

Who knows? You ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Sep 08, 21:26:29
Who knows? You just might be the one who finds and saves ole Patrick! LOL Hugzzzzz

Soooooon Irene!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Sep 08, 21:25:22
Soooooon Irene!!! You always have a friend in Zel and Me! Thoughts of healing for you dear one... hugzzzzzz

Next episode is a ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Sep 08, 21:23:15
Next episode is a com'in soooooon! Thank you so much for the clip you sent... and love your sense of humour as well as you! hugzzzzz

Hey Eden! Love ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Sep 08, 21:21:10
Hey Eden! Love your videoz!!!! hope all is going well and thank you for watchin! hugzzzz

Patrick is gonna ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 30 Sep 08, 16:44:12
Patrick is gonna need some help to get out of this one, who will it be? Stay tuned to this channel for the next episode of "Patrick Horswaggle-The Maddening"

LOL cant wait 2 see ...
By: IreneK43. on 30 Sep 08, 15:32:19
LOL cant wait 2 see wuts next :o) Hugs, Irene

Patrick enters The love matrix
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 480 seconds

Patrick Hornswaggle goes to man the phones at the Love Matrix for the first time!

Related: boy, comedycrackpots, dating, eugene, funny, hornswaggle, improv, job, pastor, phone, poeticlioness, service, sexy, soulja, stupid

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Patrick Gets Caught
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 223 seconds

Patrick loses yet another job, when will he EVER learn?

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Starburst vlog stardate082208
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 237 seconds

Starburst shares her life with us

Related: bra, bubbles, dumpster, fart, fashionshow, funny, gas, improv, makeup, mugging, shorts

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Ohhhhhhhh Granny, ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 26 Aug 08, 16:43:20
Ohhhhhhhh Granny, I just love you soooooooo much! Muah!!!! **Starburst**

OH Yo Sho Is Purty ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 26 Aug 08, 11:44:31
OH Yo Sho Is Purty Starburst, I wish I cud luk as purty as yo do. Cud yo hep me ot? Granny Mae

Please!!! The ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Aug 08, 05:01:33
Please!!! The fashion show wants you!!!! Hornswiggle!! He is such a beanhusk , my stars!!! **Starburst**

Oh I wish I could ...
By: oFridayXIIIo. on 23 Aug 08, 23:18:01
Oh I wish I could go to the fashion show! That would be such a lovely event! Wait you said green hair?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE THAT OLE HORNSWAGGLE BOY!

I hope lots and ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 22:18:42
I hope lots and lots of people!!!! OOOOOOOOOOO I would love you to be MC Proto!!! Will be having loud music and screaming pirates so not to fear about the gas my friend just come and have fun....weeeeeeeeeee!!! **Starburst**

You are invited too ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 22:15:00
You are invited too!! I hope you can make it D... Peace, **Starburst**

Whose gonna to be ...
By: Prototype87. on 23 Aug 08, 20:30:46
Whose gonna to be at the dumpster fashionshow? Need an MC? :P I have gas issues. I could power a small city...ok, a big one. I think I need more fibre. :O I'll mark your birthday on the calender.

Cant wait for the ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 23 Aug 08, 15:44:52
Cant wait for the fashion show! D

Gonna try with a ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 14:16:18
Gonna try with a little help from my friends... hugs~ **Starburst**

Sprinkle glitter on ...
By: robertpina99. on 23 Aug 08, 07:09:37
Sprinkle glitter on that dirty thang.

OH for sure!!!!lol ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 06:25:20
OH for sure!!!!lol **Starburst**

Hey sherrie!! Then ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 06:24:43
Hey sherrie!! Then you must attend the fall dumpster fashion show!!! everything worn has to be from the trash and of course the runway and stage will also be made of trash...It will be so much fun!!! Love you back!! **Starburst**

Oh paul that would ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 06:21:13
Oh paul that would be so wonderful! I will let you know the date and time.... Muah! **Starburst**

thank you punkie
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 23 Aug 08, 06:20:12
thank you punkie

dumpster diving ...
By: tunisianswife. on 23 Aug 08, 04:41:01
dumpster diving divas! lol

ohmygosh...dumpster ...
By: deju357. on 23 Aug 08, 03:53:56
ohmygosh...dumpster fashion show...sounds like my kind of bash...i would bedazzle everything i found..i love starburst... love sherrie

i wanna go!!!!
By: paultinsel. on 23 Aug 08, 03:52:46
i wanna go!!!!

GREAT VIDEO
By: punkieboy1. on 23 Aug 08, 02:27:47
GREAT VIDEO

Granny Mae Enters the Matrix
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 457 seconds

Its GrannyMae's first day on the job, lets see what kind of mischief she gets into.

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Oh yes a very ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 19 Aug 08, 22:52:06
Oh yes a very gorgeous soul indeed and granny mae does have a sexy voice!!! Thanks for watching mkuebler5....:) Eugene

Thank you for ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 19 Aug 08, 22:47:37
Thank you for watching and commenting Cbax LOL

Bozo is gorgeous! ...
By: mkuebler5. on 19 Aug 08, 00:07:27
Bozo is gorgeous! and granny mae's voice is sexy a hell :P

OMG, Granny mae, ...
By: Cbax2. on 18 Aug 08, 22:08:52
OMG, Granny mae, you nearbout made me pee myself !.. talking to the preacher...lmao ...you just aint right...this was hilarious Kiss my Ass matrix..lmao

Thank you so much ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 18:27:42
Thank you so much heathenmomma for stopping by and watching...the laughs are on us LOL... yours in the Luv Matrix Eugene Hornswaggle~Luv God

I did have a much ...
By: heathenmomma. on 18 Aug 08, 18:00:48
I did have a much needed giggle :) thanks for that :D Ya'll are nuts! (In a good way of course)

She is HOT!!!! Love ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 16:13:51
She is HOT!!!! Love her work! and thank you so much for the comment and for watchin!!! Eugene~the luv god of the matrix :)

Thank you Zel and ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 16:00:10
Thank you Zel and GrannyMae for the opprotunity here in the Luv Matrix and beyond!! Hope to do more with both of you in the future....Had great fun myself :) Eugene Hold-the-tatters-and-swaggle

All hell is ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 15:56:12
All hell is breaking loose robert!!!! Theres no telling what might happen as a result of this visit aside from the Luv Matrix bending open!!! Bozo and I may have to take extreme measures to fight off the heavy wave that is rolling through weeeeeeeeeeeeee... Eugene and Bozo

Glad you enjoyed ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 18 Aug 08, 15:49:33
Glad you enjoyed the video!!! Eugene~The Luv God

Granny Mae is love ...
By: TheThomasShow. on 18 Aug 08, 10:39:48
Granny Mae is love on legs lol

This is great you ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 18 Aug 08, 09:07:37
This is great you guys I had a blast editing it. You are both so funny. Hugz Zel

Well, now that ...
By: robertpina99. on 18 Aug 08, 07:05:57
Well, now that Granny Mae has visited, the flood gates to the Love Matrix have been spread wide open.

LOLOL
By: heathenmomma. on 18 Aug 08, 06:09:33
LOLOL

Eugene Hornswaggle & The luv matrix REPOST
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 268 seconds

This was a lost video posted on the old channel however we have found it and posted it in its rightful place.

Related: comedy, fun, hanna, improv, love, matrix, montana, phone, silly

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A visit from Patrick Hornswaggle
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 340 seconds

Eugene's mean brother is green with envy over Eugene's success with the Love Matrix and he comes to visit.

Related: calls, chia, eugene, funny, hornswaggle, lioness, love, mating, matrix, pets, poetic, sexy, stupid

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Yeah, my brothers ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 07 Aug 08, 01:52:29
Yeah, my brothers been after me for years to shave it off but everytime they get a pair of shears near it the barbar explodes

Well for sure that ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 06 Aug 08, 22:18:29
Well for sure that hair needs a fixing Patrick. LOL

Yes, he probably ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 05 Aug 08, 16:50:13
Yes, he probably will give me a run for the money LOL. Well, lol Patrick wont be working for me anytime soon...

omg Eugene; hard to ...
By: tunisianswife. on 05 Aug 08, 15:40:54
omg Eugene; hard to imagine that you and Patrick slid through the same loin. lol I think Patrick will give you a run for your money. Just don't trust him with the till. Oh and your 'mother'. LOL haha, so hysterical.

oFriday!!! Why ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 03 Aug 08, 22:35:16
oFriday!!! Why thank you so much (LOL) (Patrick lifts a green eyebrow and takes a puff) "Holy Balls!", "I've been quoted!', 'Maybe I have a stab at being a friggin cartoon hero or sum'n.' "Hey! Eugene?" Do you have a spare cape around here somewhere?" You are welcome always oFriday!!:) hugs~Eugene

Best. Video. On. ...
By: oFridayXIIIo. on 03 Aug 08, 20:13:02
Best. Video. On. YouTube. LMFAO! Patrick rocks! AHAHAHA In the words of Patrick. "God DAMN. Jesus f*cking Christ. I'm gettin' the hell outta here!" That ran through my mind all day during work. I was laughing and people were just staring. THANK YOU EUGENE, ZELENKA, oh and you too Patrick. Even though you're too cool for this YouTube shit.

Oh yes, indeed ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 03 Aug 08, 18:13:50
Oh yes, indeed lolaknows!! There are hundreds of us somewhere, living in some state, and strange things have been said to happen from time to time there... Thanks for watching and commenting, Eugene

So there's more ...
By: lolaknows. on 03 Aug 08, 15:32:50
So there's more than one Hornswaggle boy!? Lucky us!!

Hi Paul!!! Well, ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 03 Aug 08, 02:37:26
Hi Paul!!! Well, you can!! Any sound will do and in the tradion of nonlocal transference whatever is put out is met at some point in the center with an equal response....so scream! cry! hoot and holla!!! woot! woot!! Eugene

i wish i could do a ...
By: paultinsel. on 03 Aug 08, 02:08:33
i wish i could do a mating call :(

Why thank you Mr ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Aug 08, 22:15:41
Why thank you Mr Robertpina99

Hornswaggle, Pat ...
By: robertpina99. on 02 Aug 08, 21:08:29
Hornswaggle, Pat from SNL, and Pee Wee Herman will go gown in the entertainment archives as those who could squeeze a laugh out of anyone. Well, maybe not Bozo. You don't want to squeeze Bozo.

Hello Z!! You Did? ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Aug 08, 10:05:10
Hello Z!! You Did? Then you may have seen him ignoring me in the halls on many occasion. Yes, that is his hair!! He used to carry it around in a brown bag with a tuna sandwich and gram crackers... Why so very opposite indeed infact!! he is the opposite of me Eugene

OMG Eugene, I think ...
By: PoeticLioness. on 02 Aug 08, 09:44:53
OMG Eugene, I think I went to school with Patrick...I never forget a face...and that hair is most assuredly unforgettable. Polar opposites the two of you, I am interested to see how it works out with him being a phone sex operator. Hugz Zel

Its a Hurricane Shake
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 148 seconds

Right in the middle of orientation Eugene decides to have a hurricane party.

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Cronk ate his piece ...
By: Prototype87. on 03 Sep 08, 21:39:48
Cronk ate his piece of paper...and I think the registration fee. We'll know in 3 days. :P Nice dancing. Sure to attract many people to the love matrix.

LOL well,hehe ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 16:08:51
LOL well,hehe thanks for watching! Eugene

I now feel oriented ...
By: marquisdejolie. on 02 Sep 08, 11:43:01
I now feel oriented. :)

LOL!!! Well, we ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 06:29:08
LOL!!! Well, we ran out of choclate and the stress led me to act like a fool!!!!

I thought this was ...
By: robertpina99. on 02 Sep 08, 05:56:08
I thought this was a video presentation on how to make the perfect chocolate shake, but no.

Hey Rock!!! The ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 05:21:46
Hey Rock!!! The Luv Matrix possessed me!!! Actually the Matrix is more along the lines of the psychiatric ward...LOL Im glad you got a kick of it Rock hope all is well with you man!!! Eugene

I seriously didnt ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 02 Sep 08, 04:33:25
I seriously didnt think you would go there, but you went there! Just keep in mind that I get extra for doing performance pieces, and whats all this about 65 cents? Is the Matrix some kinda cult like the Moonies or sumthin? Rock (seriously, this made me giggle out loud!)

LOL I think I need ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 03:59:33
LOL I think I need a traing bra... Helllllllllllloooooooooo GrannyMae!!!:)

I already been ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 02 Sep 08, 03:49:14
I already been oriented. I need Calls Calls Calls

Well paul when them ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 03:37:13
Well paul when them hurricanes hit aint nothing but to busta move!!!! LOL

Exactly!And when I ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 03:35:59
Exactly!And when I got there "Bozo informed me that he could not conduct the orientation, she simply could not perform the Matrix moves...Zel's PJs LOL

yay!!!!!!! scratch ...
By: paultinsel. on 02 Sep 08, 02:38:04
yay!!!!!!! scratch that itch weeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh my Eugene, one ...
By: tunisianswife. on 02 Sep 08, 02:02:29
oh my Eugene, one never knows what is going to happen during an orientation! LOL nice pants. :)

Hey willie!!! The ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 01:17:45
Hey willie!!! The Luv Matrix God takes a bow and thanks you!!

Well hello balaam ! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 01:16:29
Well hello balaam !! As a matter of fact John Waters is a favorite of mine LOL Thank you very much!!! Eugene

LOL!! Well Im ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 01:00:41
LOL!! Well Im lowering my standards to meet demands!!! Hugs~ Eugene

haha, thats hot. ...
By: williexwhip. on 02 Sep 08, 00:48:06
haha, thats hot. loveee it

LOL!! No problem, ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Sep 08, 00:40:24
LOL!! No problem, the introductory videos on the mating call dance teaches it all....hehe hey thanks for watching and commenting eden... Eugene

Oh wow! the more I ...
By: mlong20. on 02 Sep 08, 00:38:09
Oh wow! the more I watch the channel, the more I see elements of John Waters. You have alot of funny characters.

65 cents is way 2 ...
By: IreneK43. on 01 Sep 08, 21:59:23
65 cents is way 2 much!!!! As 4 a nomber 2 pensil....I only use pens. LOL Shake that bootie! :o) Hugs, Irene

ive got the .65 ...
By: edenbainbridge. on 01 Sep 08, 20:57:09
ive got the .65 cents but i dont think i can master the moves ;) xoexo

Hello Diana!!! Im ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Sep 08, 18:38:15
Hello Diana!!! Im not sure what it was either but Im still recovering from it...LOL

Hey PuffyCat!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 01 Sep 08, 18:35:05
Hey PuffyCat!!! Hugs right back at jah!! xoxo Eugene

lol (((hugs))) :)
By: PuffyCatTail. on 01 Sep 08, 18:19:26
lol (((hugs))) :)

that dance did ...
By: Dianasme. on 01 Sep 08, 17:52:32
that dance did something for me, I'm just not sure what it was.

Hornswaggled-The Visitation Episode 4
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 568 seconds

Episode 4 of a mini movie, please stay tuned for episode 5 you will not be disappointed.

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Hello new friend! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Nov 08, 11:57:39
Hello new friend! And welcome to my channel! Thank you so much for watching.... Eugene

Jasmine.... I hope ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 25 Nov 08, 11:56:00
Jasmine.... I hope all is well with you my friend... You are a sweetheart! More on the way love, Eugene

Very nicely done. ...
By: androclestipster. on 25 Nov 08, 08:46:19
Very nicely done. Very funny. I'll have to come back and watch your other episodes. I have to thank poeticlioness for sharing this with me. Keep up the great work.

Eugene, wonder what ...
By: jasmine1960. on 24 Nov 08, 14:52:10
Eugene, wonder what hapend to your brother, wonder where he is. can't wait to see the next part of this fab story hugs

Well hello Robert!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Nov 08, 09:02:13
Well hello Robert!! Why thank you for such kind words!!! Jasmine is a great friend indeed!! Your Friend, Robert aka Eugene

Eugene your friend ...
By: torontoteddy62. on 24 Nov 08, 08:05:50
Eugene your friend and mine Jasmine sent me by and im glad she did your fanastice your friend Robert.

Well, I actually ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Nov 08, 07:17:32
Well, I actually didnt want to get to close to him since there was an awful scent coming from his shoes to say the least....had to fumegate the room after he left...hell even bozo hid in the bathroom for awhile!

HAHAHA!!! It could ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Nov 08, 07:15:28
HAHAHA!!! It could very well be! Looks like he's eaten more than a heart there!! lol Love you GM!

heehhe!! The ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Nov 08, 07:14:07
heehhe!! The mystery continues.... next video well........it be a secret!! hugs

Hey Erica! Yeppers ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Nov 08, 07:12:21
Hey Erica! Yeppers, the bit with the stashe was like what could possibly be left of Patrick after he vanishes? Always a joy to hold a green bit of hair the hand thats been up the nose several times....lol

Well, it's not ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 24 Nov 08, 07:09:08
Well, it's not everyday that someone hands you a green mustashe.....LOL

That Bastard ate ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 23 Nov 08, 20:18:30
That Bastard ate him.....Smell his breath.

Run.... That ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 23 Nov 08, 20:17:41
Run.... That Hunchback bastard tried to eat my heart......OMG...shoot him... quick.

LOL :o) wuts next?. ...
By: IreneK43. on 23 Nov 08, 18:11:36
LOL :o) wuts next?...cant wait! Hugs, Irene

LOL loved that ...
By: justplainerica. on 23 Nov 08, 18:03:43
LOL loved that reaction too! Can't wait for the next episode! Erica :)

loved your reaction ...
By: paultinsel. on 23 Nov 08, 15:03:36
loved your reaction to patricks hair lol

Meet Starburst
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 188 seconds

Starburst is new to YT, this is her intro video.

Related: boy, brothers, cyrus, eugenehornswaggle, improv, jonas, miley, patrickhornswaggle, poeticlioness, sexy, soulja, tits

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A Song for MollyKay
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 121 seconds

Patrick asks Molly Kay for her forgivness and sings her a lovely song.

Related: funny, improv, love, mollykay

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Thank you very much ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 31 Aug 08, 08:57:52
Thank you very much ER! **smiles** Eugene

That was a great ...
By: ER92840. on 31 Aug 08, 08:46:57
That was a great video. You have a good voice!

Yeppers lol with a ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 30 Aug 08, 22:45:52
Yeppers lol with a metal ear rings...with some of the hair from the wig...from the special effects department at the Luv Matrix..:p

Is that mustache ...
By: tomken8dy. on 30 Aug 08, 22:37:29
Is that mustache stuck in your nose??

Awe, Patrick has a ...
By: Prototype87. on 28 Aug 08, 20:39:24
Awe, Patrick has a soft side and a good voice. If MollyKay doesn't take him back I got some hunnies at Proto's Perfect Picks that would love to go out with him.

Thank you PuffyCat! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 28 Aug 08, 10:20:30
Thank you PuffyCat!! Very sweet of you to say... Hugs~

wow, you need to ...
By: PuffyCatTail. on 28 Aug 08, 09:18:08
wow, you need to get you some backup music. great job!! great a capella :)

*smiles* *blushes* ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 21:21:12
*smiles* *blushes* *eats hat* *considers the algorhythems (sp) of his Yiddish vocabulary*

um, um, I won't ask ...
By: tunisianswife. on 27 Aug 08, 19:18:44
um, um, I won't ask how good, or exactly where inside. :0)

Thank you ladybard ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 18:08:49
Thank you ladybard for watching and commenting love!! hugs~

Loverly. Just ...
By: ladybard1968. on 27 Aug 08, 15:06:46
Loverly. Just loverly.

Oh Wow!! Im not ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 14:10:37
Oh Wow!! Im not sure what to say...but thank you! God Bless You and all you desire, Love and Hugs Your friend, Robert

You actually have a ...
By: oFridayXIIIo. on 27 Aug 08, 08:09:38
You actually have a great singing voice Patrick I am impressed. I applaud the most talented group of men (and the sparkly woman) on YouTube! *Hugs.* Minerva

God bless you Susan ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 06:10:25
God bless you Susan for that... I dont know if Molly will forgive me but your comments are enough to make me feel good inside... Hugs~

You are just the ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 06:08:16
You are just the sweetest GrannyMae. I dont blame you for not liking me but thank you for complimenting my vocals.. do have plans to change my hair somewhere down the road.... Hugs~ Patrick

You Rock!! Thank ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 05:52:03
You Rock!! Thank you Hugs from the green haired jerk LOL

thank you Irene ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 05:49:20
thank you Irene and hey! You sing purdy too! hugs~ The Green Haired One

LOL even the grinch ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 05:47:59
LOL even the grinch had a melt down of sorts... hugs~

Love ya! hugs ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 05:39:48
Love ya! hugs Robert

Who knows...the ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 27 Aug 08, 05:33:33
Who knows...the green hair might just be replaced somewhere along the way but yeah, I suppose it may have been sweeter without it...LOL hugs, Patrick

If MollyKay doesn't ...
By: tunisianswife. on 27 Aug 08, 05:20:12
If MollyKay doesn't forgive you after that croon, Patrick. that would go straight to anyone's heart. so I had to replay it twice to hear you sing again. beautiful. :)

Dye your hair and ...
By: GrannyMaesPlace. on 27 Aug 08, 05:07:07
Dye your hair and you will be just like Elvis, Great Voice LOL

Now I almost feel ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 27 Aug 08, 04:46:39
Now I almost feel sorry for the green haired jerk. He sure can sing purdy tho! Rock

Patrick you green ...
By: richochet41. on 27 Aug 08, 04:10:50
Patrick you green haired freak as much as you pick on Eugene I kind of feel sorry for you! I knew all along that you had a heart. You softy you. *****

Hey U sing purdy ...
By: IreneK43. on 27 Aug 08, 03:46:22
Hey U sing purdy good :o) Hugs, Irene

Countdown to Christmas Begins
Posted by: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE

Video duration: 155 seconds

I will be posting a cracked version of a Christmas carol everyday until Dec 24, please join me in my countdown, comment , rate and subscribe. Most of all, enjoy and have fun. Happy Holidays to you all.

Related: christmas, claus, countdown, eugenehornswaggle, funny, improve, kissing, mommy, parody, santa, saw

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So...Ummmmmm, I ...
By: IreneK43. on 02 Dec 08, 21:25:44
So...Ummmmmm, I knew daddy wuz gay all along LOL Hugs, Irene

that was so cute, ...
By: tunisianswife. on 02 Dec 08, 18:35:06
that was so cute, Eugene. I loved the second verse! LOL

Doin pretty good, ...
By: 1DRock37167. on 02 Dec 08, 15:35:54
Doin pretty good, cant wait for Christmas!

Oh my did I laugh ...
By: LionIsa. on 02 Dec 08, 14:33:13
Oh my did I laugh Greay Job .. Your house looks awesome as well ! I will be posting a deco video soon of my house But I wont be singing LOL 5 stars !

I will have to get ...
By: proofisinthepudding. on 02 Dec 08, 11:15:23
I will have to get caught up on these.That was good!:)

Howdy Jenna!! Well ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 07:02:50
Howdy Jenna!! Well, if Im not subbed yet I shall sub to you immediately and happy Im bringing some smiles into your life!!!! love and hugs, Eugene

Hey there Chris!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 07:01:09
Hey there Chris!!! Glad you enjoyed the fun and more are a coming! thank you for commenting! hugs Eugene

Sherrie!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:59:01
Sherrie!!! hugarama! Yes its me singing to the Christmas Spirit! LOL Love ya! Eugene

Hi ya Robert!!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:57:33
Hi ya Robert!!!! Thank you so much my friend! just one of many songs to come! Have a great day and eve.... hugs, Eugene

ps... thank you!
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:53:40
ps... thank you!

Muah! Hi Jasmine!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:53:11
Muah! Hi Jasmine!! Glad you had fun watching love! Hugs, Eugene

Hydee Ho! DRock!!!! ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:52:08
Hydee Ho! DRock!!!! HEEHE!!! Santa done went off the deep end with the smooching!!! How you doing man? hugs, Eugene

Hi Punkie and ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:29:33
Hi Punkie and Dragmama!!!! LOL...now that was some kissing going on!! Love you both! hugs Eugene

Hi!!! and I love ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:28:09
Hi!!! and I love you! thanks for watching hugs Eugene

He is one hell of a ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:26:54
He is one hell of a kisser!! Love and Hugs a go go my dear!

HI Eden!!!!! You ...
By: EUGENEH0RNSWAGGLE. on 02 Dec 08, 06:26:09
HI Eden!!!!! You Rock kiddo!!! hope you enjoyed the vid and will look forward to singing on your birthday! love and hugss Eugene

heh, funny :) I'm ...
By: JennaStarclaw. on 02 Dec 08, 01:37:26
heh, funny :) I'm subbing just for the countdown

lol too funny
By: christopherinsc1981. on 02 Dec 08, 01:31:27
lol too funny

how cute are you ...
By: deju357. on 02 Dec 08, 00:38:57
how cute are you singing those christmas tunes...just what i need to get into the spirit.. thanks eugene!

Lol great singing ...
By: torontoteddy62. on 01 Dec 08, 22:35:59
Lol great singing mommy kissing santa claus your friend Robert.

lmao Eugene this ...
By: jasmine1960. on 01 Dec 08, 22:01:07
lmao Eugene this was brillient hugs

Madness! Loved it!
By: 1DRock37167. on 01 Dec 08, 17:28:54
Madness! Loved it!

you go boy 5 stars
By: PunkieAndDragmama1. on 01 Dec 08, 13:23:24
you go boy 5 stars

Love it, Eugene! ...
By: no2hate. on 01 Dec 08, 12:03:43
Love it, Eugene! Peace!

Happy Birthday :)
By: oinkysqueak. on 01 Dec 08, 10:43:24
Happy Birthday :)

Starburst does an Advertisement
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