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world of goo review
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Video duration: 594 seconds

using gamespot's 10/10 rating system, with 1-4.5 being terrible, 5 being mediocre, 6 being fair, 7 being good, 8 being great, 9 being superb, and 10 being prime

Related: 2d, boy, gabler, game, goo, independent, indie, kyle, of, pc, puzzle, review, steam, video, wii, wiiware, world

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ha thats awesome ...
By: xXsouljaboyiscrapXx. on 20 Nov 08, 02:14:04
ha thats awesome nice review btw im going to get it for the wii

i got banned the ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 20 Nov 08, 01:44:19
i got banned the first time because someone mentioned that this gamespot staff lady had a nice rack, and i responded with 'might as well be attracted to udder, cuz she looks like a cow!' i got ip banned, so all the new profiles i created since have been banned within months. currently, i have a new username at gamespot, which i can't mention, and i'm basically only going on gamespot when i'm at school to avoid getting banned again.

so why did they ban ...
By: xXsouljaboyiscrapXx. on 20 Nov 08, 01:33:07
so why did they ban you?

aha, i didn't think ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 19 Nov 08, 23:25:43
aha, i didn't think you were insulting me. I just like to make fun of gamespot whenever i can. cuz they banned me like 7 times. :P

sorry i actually ...
By: xXsouljaboyiscrapXx. on 19 Nov 08, 23:23:14
sorry i actually meant x-play

no im not insulting ...
By: xXsouljaboyiscrapXx. on 19 Nov 08, 23:06:49
no im not insulting you i thought it was pretty good

i am gamespot; hear ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 19 Nov 08, 02:35:26
i am gamespot; hear me obsequiously kiss big corp ass.

9.5 gooballs out ...
By: xXsouljaboyiscrapXx. on 18 Nov 08, 03:15:55
9.5 gooballs out of ten nice sounds like something gamespot would say

hmm... have you ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 07 Nov 08, 05:03:43
hmm... have you tried the demo on steam? not sure if that would make a difference, but it's worth a shot, at least. :)

Can someone help me ...
By: dubbeltid. on 04 Nov 08, 20:56:58
Can someone help me(i have vista) when i try to install the demo it says .Couldnt install 2diso and Installion aborted due to rollback feuture(?????) Could someone please help me ?

1500 wii points, i ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 28 Oct 08, 23:45:31
1500 wii points, i believe.

Anyone know how ...
By: duckman32001. on 28 Oct 08, 23:34:24
Anyone know how much is it through wiiware?

are you saying i ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 28 Oct 08, 22:11:15
are you saying i have no integrity? *sad face*

You don't always ...
By: Brainstrain91. on 28 Oct 08, 02:02:56
You don't always have to put the goo ball as far away as possible - if you put them closer together, then structure has more integrity =) But, good review. I bought this game just a few days ago, and it is already one of my all time favorites.

yes, is it that ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 27 Oct 08, 23:39:57
yes, is it that obvious? :P it doesn't take too long to record. usually, i record 3 or 4 sentences at a time, and i don't make that many mistakes. and even if i do, i often leave it be if the mistake is minor.

are u just reading ...
By: zidanezidane69. on 27 Oct 08, 05:57:50
are u just reading off a script??......thats a loooooong ass review(which i like) but how long did it take you to record all that...lol

great advice! i'll ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 21 Oct 08, 02:03:26
great advice! i'll try that next time.

hey I love this ...
By: Rasputin433. on 20 Oct 08, 09:46:27
hey I love this game but here is some advice! try to catch the gooballs that you let go of and not let them die

hi blanka! :P good ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 17 Oct 08, 05:34:17
hi blanka! :P good to see you here.

thanks for this ...
By: felong789. on 17 Oct 08, 05:25:03
thanks for this review...this is crazymaghie123 from GS forums

why are you always ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 15 Oct 08, 21:17:55
why are you always so mean to me? *crying face* actually, i was thinking of doing that, so maybe i will, thanks to your constructive CRITICISM! hey, it doesn't sound like you care much about our reviews when both of us heartily recommend the game and you're still unsure about getting it! :P

Nice review, but ...
By: apmyp79. on 15 Oct 08, 20:12:41
Nice review, but buy yourself a new microphone, man. The variable sound quality is a bit annoying (CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, stop crying). Other than that I really liked the video. Your two vids and asfm's review are the only ones I really care about nowadays. The so-called professionals can suck donkey balls. I know that I can trust you two. Not too sure about this game though. Not into puzzle games, with a few exceptions of course.

thanks. i hear the ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 15 Oct 08, 11:37:46
thanks. i hear the wii version has an extra chapter! i'm envious~!!! :(

i wish someone ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 15 Oct 08, 11:36:08
i wish someone would call my sentences super. :( but i'll take verbose! :)

Didn't you know ...
By: antisocialfatman. on 15 Oct 08, 10:41:16
Didn't you know video reviews weren't meant to be more than twelve words long? You are VERBOSE!!! Great review, I wish I could copy some of your lines into my own review.

left 4 dead demo
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Video duration: 429 seconds

playing the 1st chapter of the 'No Mercy' campaign on expert difficulty with 3 bots. yeah, i blew dogs in this run, but at least it lets you see some of the ways trouble finds you in this game. and you can see how advanced the bots' a.i. is (or isn't).

Related: 360, dead, demo, game, gameplay, l4d, left, mercy, no, pc, ps3, rock, source, studios, turtle, valve, x360, xbox

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as i told you ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 17 Nov 08, 23:06:13
as i told you already, there's great joy in shooting your friends when they least expect it. that alone is worth the cost!

In this game it as ...
By: hadeysman. on 17 Nov 08, 22:42:57
In this game it as a thing call Ai director in which the zombies will come out of different places every time you play it. And also depending on how your doing it will incerase the number a zombies and the difficauly overall.

Looks cool, but it ...
By: apmyp79. on 14 Nov 08, 20:25:53
Looks cool, but it also looks like it could get old very, very fast. Not too sure about this one.

yeah, the game ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 09 Nov 08, 09:24:59
yeah, the game looks great. i have it on pc, though i do have a 360 as well.

oh right, well ...
By: UltimateFighting1993. on 09 Nov 08, 06:02:13
oh right, well thanks alot for the information, im so looking forward to this game on xbox360... it looks Awesome! do you have it on xbox or PC? cant wait for november17th :P and lol, they run towards the smell :P id run the opposite way if i was them...

the blurry green ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 09 Nov 08, 04:12:55
the blurry green thingie is when the fat guy vomits on you. the vomit causes the blurry green thingie and it attracts the infected to you (i'm guessing they smell the vomit and run towards the smell???). those fat guys are some of the most annoying (in a challenging way) enemies in the game. i let the bots handle them nowadays (that was one of my early runs).

wow this locks ...
By: mani544. on 09 Nov 08, 03:34:07
wow this locks great!

what was that ...
By: UltimateFighting1993. on 09 Nov 08, 03:14:38
what was that blurry green screen???

Oh my god.. no... ...
By: moomoobob3. on 08 Nov 08, 02:22:29
Oh my god.. no...not bill!

Looks like fun! Oh ...
By: TwillightMoon. on 07 Nov 08, 14:24:27
Looks like fun! Oh no! I'm weekining... m-m-must... continue t-to... spew out animosity agaisnt Valve! ANIMOSITY!

let's play, guys~!! ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 07 Nov 08, 06:55:50
let's play, guys~!!! *looks at imaginary friends* ... guys? ... GUYS???

i found it to be ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 07 Nov 08, 06:53:57
i found it to be pretty fun even with just the bots. the blurry green thingie is when the fat guy vomits on you. the vomit causes the blurry green thingie and it attracts the infected to you (i'm guessing they smell the vomit and run towards the smell???). those fat guys are some of the most annoying (in a challenging way) enemies in the game. i let the bots handle them nowadays (that was one of my early runs).

The game is meant ...
By: weglarz. on 07 Nov 08, 06:51:00
The game is meant to be played co-op online or with friends at a lan. The bots are there for people who uhh... don't like playing online? Do they exist? Anyways, thanks for the video, looks awesome and terrifying.

What in the world ...
By: JPRussell88. on 07 Nov 08, 05:42:04
What in the world was up with the blurry green vision every now and then? I didn't see anything attack you. Honestly doesn't look that fun with just the bots. This is definitely going to be all about the coop and user-made levels and everything.

sam & max season 1 video review part 1
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Video duration: 424 seconds

using gamespot's 10/10 rating system, with 1-4.5 being terrible, 5 being mediocre, 6 being fair, 7 being good, 8 being great, 9 being superb, and 10 being prime

Related: game, max, pc, review, sam, season, video

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dead space review
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Video duration: 599 seconds

dead space review

Related: 360, 3rd, alien, dead, ea, game, horror, pc, person, ps3, review, shooter, space, ss2, survival, x360, xbox

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see, i never ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 19 Nov 08, 23:04:15
see, i never claimed otherwise; indeed, yahtzee may be a much better critic than i am, but this is when it becomes abundantly clear that many, many people (including, perhaps, yahtzee) > me > rest of the people, including my 9 year old nephew, whose reading comprehension and understanding and usage of proper grammar far exceed yours >>> my dog, who was much smarter and wilier than you and whose logical thinking was greater than yours >>>>>>>>>>> you.

Your just some fat ...
By: tjag808. on 19 Nov 08, 11:18:06
Your just some fat fuck reviewer like that other guy antisocialfatman who's basically your fuck buddy. Get a life and critique a game well, your easily amused by games because you a fanboy. Yahtzee is a much better critic than you are.

many, many people > ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 19 Nov 08, 02:31:45
many, many people > me, and yahtzee may be included in the many, many people. but that hardly makes him special.

Dead Space is just ...
By: tjag808. on 19 Nov 08, 01:34:03
Dead Space is just a unoriginal and derravitive "survival horror" game that's not scary. It rips off resident evil 4, system shock 2, and doom 3. It's bland, repetive, and generic. It's just another mediacore EA game. Yahtzee > You

yeah, sorry. i sped ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 15 Nov 08, 21:16:04
yeah, sorry. i sped up the audio way too much. i write the review before i record the audio, and i wrote way too much for this one. and in my laziness, i decided to speed up the audio instead of editing what i wrote. hence, the caffeine effect. my apologies, but, tbh i don't feel all that sorry about it. :P laziness, ftw!!

who man calm down ...
By: skipywonderslug. on 15 Nov 08, 19:45:39
who man calm down its a good reveiw but you need to lay off the caffine your talking way to fast for me to understand what you are saying

The premise in the ...
By: Casper3701. on 13 Nov 08, 03:48:51
The premise in the original fallout game was much better, in that you were the best and brightest (supposedly) and you were the one nominated to go into the wasteland to find a microchip to preserve your vault's water supply. You stumble across a much more insidious plot, and ultimately become exiled from your vault for becoming "corrupted." A lot of the content of original games were text-based and much more explicit than simple gore, something that youngsters simply cannot appreciate nowadays.

i don't know. he ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 11 Nov 08, 08:16:02
i don't know. he made a comment about antisocialfatman's accent as well, calling it gay. i think he just wants his mother's tittie milk again.

Fake accent? What ...
By: JPRussell88. on 11 Nov 08, 06:35:56
Fake accent? What fake accent?

you mean, it's not ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 11 Nov 08, 04:03:23
you mean, it's not working on the ladies anymore??? damn... one day, they love my fake accent; the next, they go for the trailer trash drawl. i just can't figure them out!

Your fake accent ...
By: sadaat999. on 11 Nov 08, 03:45:53
Your fake accent dosent work anymore

aha, a friend of ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 09 Nov 08, 09:34:52
aha, a friend of mine mentioned the same thing regarding the post-apocalyptic feeling (besides the look) not being present in fallout 3. i haven't played it enough to form a solid opinion of the game, but after playing about 2 hours, i've lose interest in it. i really didn't like the writing in the game, like in the decision to sledgehammer the player with the notion that the overseer is evil and self-serving (with that stupid test that you take when turning 16), among other things.

christ on a crutch
By: Casper3701. on 09 Nov 08, 08:32:03
christ on a crutch

I know Fallout 3 is ...
By: Casper3701. on 09 Nov 08, 08:20:11
I know Fallout 3 is a massive beast to tackle, but i'd like to hear your observations and criticisms. My personal gripes are, (but not limited to) the complete corporate bastardization of the feeling of post-apocalyptic lawlessness. In the originals, there was no sense of "imposed moral authority." There was no "capitalistic ideology" or "social propaganda" being spouted at you from the environment. All of these things are just indicative of the state of the industry, and not of the art.

hi jp! i decided ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 30 Oct 08, 03:56:52
hi jp! i decided against giving scores (especially gs scores, since they keep banning me!!!), but if i were to give it a gs score, i'd probably give it a 9.5 (or 10 if i relax the 10 rule to allow for approximately 25 games to get 10s). i really love this game. i spoke to fatman about it, and he filled me in on the story; i wasn't able to follow it that well initially (partly cuz i wasn't paying attention), but, having heard it from fatman, the game has a pretty interesting story to boot.

Good review. What ...
By: JPRussell88. on 30 Oct 08, 03:39:46
Good review. What GS score would you give it? I didn't see you give it a number score anywhere like you usually do.

hey, thanks for the ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 29 Oct 08, 22:32:50
hey, thanks for the advice. i really appreciate it. i'm mostly too lazy to do what you've suggested, but i do agree that it will enhance the overall quality of the review, so i'll try to synchronize the audio and video more next time.

You spent more than ...
By: YoZ456. on 29 Oct 08, 18:04:29
You spent more than three minutes in one place, and it would have been better if you showed us relevant footage of what you were talking about in a particular time period so your viewers won't stop listening to what you're saying and just watch the action instead (More like lack of video editing than lack of quality informativeness). You did mention a lot of details, but all in all, I found it to be a great review. Good work.

you lie! LIE!!!
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 28 Oct 08, 22:06:06
you lie! LIE!!!

Yeah I actually ...
By: antisocialfatman. on 28 Oct 08, 22:01:08
Yeah I actually agree. I wasn't going to say anything, but since someone else brought it up, you actually gave more examples of the types of enemies and weapons in the game than there *are* types of enemies and weapons in the game!

hey, man, thanks. ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 28 Oct 08, 21:55:08
hey, man, thanks. i'll keep that in mind next time. i do like constructive criticisms, so keep them coming. :)

i don't know what ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 28 Oct 08, 21:54:33
i don't know what got over me there. i just started talking fast, and i couldn't stop!!!

The guy as a time ...
By: TwillightMoon. on 28 Oct 08, 19:06:37
The guy as a time limit -_-' But I think you didn't need to add so much content to your review, try to summarize it a little more next time.

YOU TALK TOO FAST!! ...
By: antisocialfatman. on 28 Oct 08, 09:14:20
YOU TALK TOO FAST!!! Great review, as always.

sam & max season 1 video review part 2
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Video duration: 529 seconds

fallout 3 awesomeness
Posted by: hotlesbianassassin

Video duration: 137 seconds

an epic battle between my hot lesbian assassin and a guard, followed by some lesbian surprise.

Related: fallout, oblivion, 2, 3, 360, a.i., ai, artificial, bad, bethesda, bugs, combat, fallout, game, glitch, guns, intelligence, oblivion, pc, ps3, radiant, with, x360, xbox

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Yeah I think its a ...
By: GonzoZodiac. on 20 Nov 08, 04:59:52
Yeah I think its a horrible game, just gets worse the longer you play it.

Your mother looks ...
By: LionTroy. on 16 Nov 08, 23:16:47
Your mother looks bland

Enviorment looks ...
By: hitman4lyfe. on 14 Nov 08, 02:12:02
Enviorment looks very bland ;\

Lmao... Yeah, that ...
By: apmyp79. on 11 Nov 08, 17:56:40
Lmao... Yeah, that postapocalyptic heat and lack of water will do that to you...

i tried to get her ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 11 Nov 08, 16:40:09
i tried to get her to give me head, but she was unresponsive. i guess she didn't like the way i smelled down there or something.

Did you try to ...
By: apmyp79. on 11 Nov 08, 15:05:51
Did you try to scissor her in the end or something? Lol. This reminds me a lot about shitblivion. Bleh...

I agree.
By: lordmahan11. on 08 Nov 08, 03:30:07
I agree.

in my opinion, if ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 04 Nov 08, 02:30:11
in my opinion, if the third person perspective's going to be ugly and underdeveloped, they should have not given the player the option in the first place. but yeah, that's a minor point. i simply didn't like the game overall, but, to be fair, i've only played like two hours thus far. it's going to be tough for me to find motivation to play it again, though.

game is meant for ...
By: GigaBoost. on 02 Nov 08, 22:28:09
game is meant for firstperson the third person is ugly and underdeveloped

... you know very ...
By: TwillightMoon. on 02 Nov 08, 16:00:02
... you know very well what I ment mister! You will burn in hell for your sick disturbed toughts! >=(

I dont like to be ...
By: patrickallain. on 02 Nov 08, 12:12:14
I dont like to be critical about stupid shit, but wow when your character runs, she essentially slides, animation wise.

i was stripping her ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 02 Nov 08, 02:33:38
i was stripping her of all her stuff, and she was like naked, lying there. i looked at her; she looked so calm and peaceful. i wanted to disturb it. so i took off my jacket. and then i was like, "huh... where did my jacket go?" and there she was, lying there, still naked. and i was like, "oops, there go my pants," and still she did not object. and then i was like, "oh no~! my hat." and once that hat came off, there was no stopping me.

You sick pervert, ...
By: TwillightMoon. on 01 Nov 08, 13:56:53
You sick pervert, what the hell were you doing with the caravan guard's corpse? xD

reminds me oblivion
By: marty5667. on 01 Nov 08, 11:01:39
reminds me oblivion

i wanted to see my ...
By: hotlesbianassassin. on 01 Nov 08, 09:15:56
i wanted to see my hot lesbian ass, is all. :P enjoy the first two fallouts! they're fantastic.

Guess the melee ...
By: JPRussell88. on 01 Nov 08, 08:08:46
Guess the melee combat is pretty much the same as Oblivion's (which isn't unexpected). What in the world were you fighting in third-person for? That just makes it more difficult. Anyway, it'll probably be a while before I play Fallout 3. I want to play the first two and Tactics first.

call of duty: world at war awesomeness
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Video duration: 173 seconds

the wonderful gunplay and enemy a.i. in call of duty: world at war on display

Related: 360, activision, artificial, at, call, cod, cod5, duty, game, gameplay, glitch, intelligence, of, pc, playstation, ps3, treyarch, war, world, x360, xbox

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