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$Re: \"If you HATE America so much....\"$

Re: "If you HATE America so much...."
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Sarah PALIN acceptance Speech
Posted by: MarkDayComedy

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Sarah Palin's accepted the Vice Presidential Nomination. Not forgetting bad girl Bristol's not-so-biblical baby on the way....

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I rate it 5 roving ...
By: willyIV. on 06 Sep 08, 17:05:15
I rate it 5 roving hockey penises!

5/5!
By: RoisenLo. on 06 Sep 08, 16:54:24
5/5!

If the book banning ...
By: OhBilly955. on 06 Sep 08, 15:15:17
If the book banning thing is true, there is no way I would ever vote for her. Vote Bob Barr 2008.

i also rate this 5 ...
By: chrisleeismyusername. on 06 Sep 08, 15:00:00
i also rate this 5 teen pregnancy unaborted fetuses who sara palin hopes will never have to face the horror of reading Catcher in the Rye.

i rate this 5 ...
By: chrisleeismyusername. on 06 Sep 08, 14:58:26
i rate this 5 grossly underqualified tina fey look-a-like VP candidates whom a certain scottsman thinks is a vpilf.

aahhh... what kind ...
By: pennygoo. on 06 Sep 08, 14:51:50
aahhh... what kind of person wants to ban books? :S i agree with you on all your points. yay! 5... biblically something something huskies.

you
By: PyroAnarchist23. on 06 Sep 08, 14:42:08
you

Hockey moms? Does ...
By: 2furs1account. on 06 Sep 08, 13:55:16
Hockey moms? Does that replace soccer moms, or is this a new breed of "Blame everyone but myself when the kids go wrong"? Anyway, good job Mark. Keep up the good work.

Since when have ...
By: undakova. on 06 Sep 08, 13:22:26
Since when have people become Hockey Moms, Black guys, Old men, and so on. Human Beings are just that. Human beings. We need to not fall into the trap of labeling her anything but a determined, greedy, and ignorant opportunist who would not mind sacrificing the whole world to be a puppet and make her family proud.The real creatures are the ones behind the media and puppeteering.

Which is worse?A ...
By: goonercrew08. on 06 Sep 08, 11:32:54
Which is worse?A pregnant 17 year old or a scottish comedian who likes up the arse.

best ratings system ...
By: Roxie21. on 06 Sep 08, 10:39:05
best ratings system ever

Mark: while I ...
By: DistracticusPrime. on 06 Sep 08, 10:27:16
Mark: while I almost always disagree with your political views, this one got me to LOL two or three times. Nice job! No so banal as the last one. If you keep this up, hostility towards polar bears will become the libs symbol for drilling in ANWAR. Rating: 5 of 5 elephants in the echo chamber.

funny, but i liked ...
By: kkburnout. on 06 Sep 08, 09:34:38
funny, but i liked mark's older ones better

He could be ...
By: TurMoiL911. on 06 Sep 08, 08:47:49
He could be speaking under the assumption that John McCain gets re-elected.

Oh hai there, the ...
By: nanashimara. on 06 Sep 08, 08:05:34
Oh hai there, the presidency is only 4 yrs last time I checked.

what kind of idiot ...
By: Freeburnerr. on 06 Sep 08, 06:14:08
what kind of idiot asks a librarian how to ban books? oh yeah, her. (tee-hee)

Rated 5 absurdly ...
By: AngryAussie. on 06 Sep 08, 05:08:40
Rated 5 absurdly ironic failures of abstinence only "education".

he is...
By: blessedgamer. on 06 Sep 08, 04:22:07
he is...

Are you Scottish?
By: joshv89. on 06 Sep 08, 04:12:37
Are you Scottish?

gilf lmao
By: zigzagelfy1320. on 06 Sep 08, 03:03:17
gilf lmao

You said and I ...
By: ratholin. on 06 Sep 08, 01:26:19
You said and I quote "tire inflating nut jobs" This implies a lot. Of course belief in god is crazy. Grownups who have imaginary friends who are invisible wizards that grant wishes and created everything they see around them is about the craziest thing in the whole world. Saying it's a safe bet to believe that sort of nonsense is like saying best to go through life with a tin foil hat and not be mind controled than not go through life with a tin foil hat and maybe be mind controled.

Did I say that I ...
By: mydejavooo1. on 06 Sep 08, 01:19:06
Did I say that I wasn't aware that proper tire inflation is important? No. Just like a lib...filling in the blanks with what you want to hear. No one can tell you anything (that you don't already know)....everyone else is to blame for the world's problems....belief in God is crazy....yada, yada, yada. And you act like libs don't have lobbyists?! Are you really that dumb? I'd rather have my faith in God and be wrong, than NOT believe in God and have an eternity to regret it. Think about it.

You actually don't ...
By: ratholin. on 06 Sep 08, 00:34:41
You actually don't know that tire inflating saves you on gas? What rock have you been living under? Even McCain knows that and he's damned near senile. The only god the right wing has is corporate money. Truth be told most politicians serve that one and they pay lip service to the make believe one that you follow in order to convince you that they're working for him so that you'll keep them up in the stream of lobbyist favors.

Geez...sounds like ...
By: mydejavooo1. on 06 Sep 08, 00:30:00
Geez...sounds like you know a little too much about those motels (wink, wink...nudge, nudge). So, how long have you been a televangelist? Or (sorry), maybe you're the gay hooker...who knows. And you think that the bible caused those people to do that? Really? Really? I'll take the bible (regardless of where it happens to be) over the Godless, left wing, global warming, tire inflating nut jobs any day...thank you very much.

if the bible is ...
By: ratholin. on 05 Sep 08, 23:29:11
if the bible is connected to morality how come every cum drenched sleazy motel room has one in it? Two if it's being occupied by a televangelist a bag of cocaine and a gay hooker.

$Mc Cain\$

Mc Cain's V.P.I.L.F. is Sarah Palin
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John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate is a hottie.... see http://www.vpilf.com for more details (although there's no mention there of her desire to f the polar bear)

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You're spending a ...
By: randommagnum. on 06 Sep 08, 06:57:46
You're spending a little to much time worrying about the U.S., buddy. Just mind your bagpipes and haggis, and we'll mind our politics. It doesn't concern you.

you're brilliant!
By: idgirl97. on 06 Sep 08, 06:07:07
you're brilliant!

She's also a GILF/ ...
By: Warmagus. on 05 Sep 08, 20:29:28
She's also a GILF/ GranMILF.

Faithless fool /tTt/
By: derby45. on 05 Sep 08, 19:54:58
Faithless fool /tTt/

your mom... OH WHAT ...
By: Suckmypivot. on 05 Sep 08, 17:47:44
your mom... OH WHAT DID HE SAY!?!?

One inaccurate ...
By: Ciraric. on 05 Sep 08, 12:50:19
One inaccurate comedic timings.

six and a half inch ...
By: rumpelstiltskin45. on 05 Sep 08, 12:02:29
six and a half inch out of five -8

5 Squishy face ...
By: TeacherMonkey. on 04 Sep 08, 23:20:17
5 Squishy face cancer tumors

If he does make it ...
By: TeacherMonkey. on 04 Sep 08, 22:53:35
If he does make it to the WH. I will wait with bated breath for the P-VP sex scandal to erupt. Face it folks. Palin is a political air bag to deflect his failure away from himself.

vice president id ...
By: EVM3point0. on 04 Sep 08, 19:47:37
vice president id like to fuck

what the hell does ...
By: ReversePowerChord. on 04 Sep 08, 18:33:25
what the hell does vpilf stand for

Worst. Video. Ever. ...
By: idespiseall. on 04 Sep 08, 08:58:49
Worst. Video. Ever. ,,V,

No arguments here. ...
By: misterstogy. on 04 Sep 08, 05:01:30
No arguments here. This video just wasn't funny. Compared to the one Mark Day has just put up - it's a non-starter.

5 dinosaur-juice ...
By: psylum1. on 04 Sep 08, 02:20:04
5 dinosaur-juice gysers! Excellent video, and with what's coming out of Alaska about this lady she's starting to seem more and more like a puppet, a pretty pretty puppet.

5 oil filled bibles ...
By: SandmanOpiate. on 04 Sep 08, 01:28:54
5 oil filled bibles out of 5.

All five minutes ...
By: Bellabellie. on 03 Sep 08, 23:52:41
All five minutes that Palin could last as president.

5 science-free, ...
By: uberllama42. on 03 Sep 08, 20:41:31
5 science-free, Godly oil derricks out of 5

I'm telling you, ...
By: TimothyGatewood. on 03 Sep 08, 17:43:41
I'm telling you, it's you.

Internet insults ...
By: wwjd0388. on 03 Sep 08, 17:11:32
Internet insults for the win apparently. He was hilarious when he started out here, I was just wondering what happened because I don't think he is funny anymore.

You became an ass.
By: TimothyGatewood. on 03 Sep 08, 16:44:03
You became an ass.

This guy used to be ...
By: wwjd0388. on 03 Sep 08, 15:44:10
This guy used to be really funny. What happened?

5 strap on toys of ...
By: photo02150. on 03 Sep 08, 15:21:16
5 strap on toys of pleasure/instruments of torture coming McCains way

I give it 5 out of ...
By: tracker1312. on 03 Sep 08, 14:58:31
I give it 5 out of 5 oil Jebuses.

5 oil covered polar ...
By: CoolHandJohnny. on 03 Sep 08, 12:41:01
5 oil covered polar bears

this Jamaican is ...
By: souther. on 03 Sep 08, 12:04:30
this Jamaican is cool, ya mon

World Tour of Scotland Part 2
Posted by: MarkDayComedy

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Watch part 1 first http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=0_9Cbp4eZ u8

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How cool LOL!! Love ...
By: rhondaanthonytanner. on 01 Sep 08, 14:10:00
How cool LOL!! Love it!?--Hugz and Sunshine--? Brittani aka Rhonda Anthony Tanner/R.A.T. Coaching aka B-RAT :)

lol "the madona ...
By: preyy. on 29 Aug 08, 14:40:16
lol "the madona thing" what you saw on his wall was the jewish understanding of the different aspects of life. communication, satisfaction, reproduction etc are represented as different levels; just as they are in the 7 chakra system. balance of these aspects of life are the key to what are described in the kabala as the levels of heaven; infinite abundance of whatever comes with the balance of an aspect of life (satisfaction = money, reproduction = sex etc

...
By: bigman20640. on 29 Aug 08, 14:12:43
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha did anyone else get the numberwang joke i nearly wet myself laughing damn good job mark

i dont know why but ...
By: ooglebydoogleby. on 29 Aug 08, 11:58:59
i dont know why but it is taking an eternity to load so ile have to give it a miss sory

Thanks for the vid, ...
By: Dabby2. on 29 Aug 08, 09:48:17
Thanks for the vid, Mark. I used to live in Edinburgh so this was a nice nostalgia hit. Were the sock puppets out promoting the tempting tattie, by any chance? :P

mark your awesome!
By: ItalianBandit. on 29 Aug 08, 09:23:09
mark your awesome!

Scottish Falsetto ...
By: marbs376. on 29 Aug 08, 07:48:20
Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theater FTW!!

That rooom was evil ...
By: DudeX01. on 29 Aug 08, 05:31:09
That rooom was evil. Wasn't that a painting of Thoth? Sort of an evil egyptian god of knowledge or something like that. You are lucky you were not sacrificed while you slept. Was that your sister's place?

I loved The ...
By: xXxHYPOMONKEYxXx. on 29 Aug 08, 05:22:36
I loved The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre!! And I think its great that Roy Walker is wearing a Joker T-Shirt! =D Bit weird... But Awesome! Thanks for the videos Mark! =D

DPwyv.
By: DavidPierron. on 29 Aug 08, 03:45:35
DPwyv.

You're staying in ...
By: scumfuccrust. on 29 Aug 08, 01:54:21
You're staying in someones occult ritual room.

I think the ...
By: GermanGangrel. on 28 Aug 08, 22:32:00
I think the Egyptian thing is Thoth, god of wisdom.

now i want potatoes ...
By: lovefaeries. on 28 Aug 08, 22:20:40
now i want potatoes!! and definately want to go to scotland :) great video, as always Mark.

It's really tough ...
By: downhill240. on 28 Aug 08, 21:24:35
It's really tough to get "Bored" in Amsterdam!

Wow, Mark has a ...
By: LovelyYTRocks. on 28 Aug 08, 19:23:56
Wow, Mark has a tattoo on his right arm! I didn't know that, as I've never seen him wear anything than long sleeved shirts.

I'm going to have ...
By: wbanul. on 28 Aug 08, 18:31:34
I'm going to have to rate this 5 Roy Walker Heath Leger shirts...that's 5 Roy Walker Heath Ledger shirts! Thanks Mark! Cheers!

the real reason ...
By: grahamkeithtodd. on 28 Aug 08, 18:04:27
the real reason that "Grayfriers Bobby" sat by his dead masters grave for years was due to the fact that the dozy undertakers lowered the tombstone on the poor dogs tail... 5 sockpuppets out of five mark mate!

Those sock puppets ...
By: JeeprzCreepers56. on 28 Aug 08, 15:55:57
Those sock puppets must like potatoes.lol.

Mr Chips is ...
By: YouWish8. on 28 Aug 08, 15:21:03
Mr Chips is Numberwang !

Yellow is really ...
By: eluap. on 28 Aug 08, 13:12:37
Yellow is really the best choice for walls...don't you think, Mark?

Impressive image on ...
By: GiullarediDio. on 28 Aug 08, 09:53:53
Impressive image on this - were you using an HD camera?

great tour dude .. ...
By: kmrade. on 28 Aug 08, 09:30:22
great tour dude .. i dream to see scotland someday .. and btw it was a nice room .. i want to have those satanic stuff on my walls :)) u get a 4 stars for this .. u do a great job .

I'll rate this 5 ...
By: jernov. on 28 Aug 08, 08:26:16
I'll rate this 5 sockpuppets ^^

Great tour! And I ...
By: JasonERF. on 28 Aug 08, 06:57:41
Great tour! And I like the moulin rouge girls without the moulin. If I remember correctly, that's how they do it in Edinburgh.

Looks like you had ...
By: cookgoddess23. on 28 Aug 08, 03:27:48
Looks like you had such a great time. Do you feel like your at home now, or did you feel more at home on vacation? lol either way glad to have you back! Those street preformers we're very pretty and had amazing voices. And i loved that one sock how he was loosing his eye, totaly cracking me up, hhahahaha :D

GOD Versus LESBIANS
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God, lesbians, the California Supreme Court... you know, the usual.

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dont you think his ...
By: avenged13penguin. on 06 Sep 08, 15:31:06
dont you think his head bobs abotu liek the churchill dogg?

I rate this video ...
By: idgirl97. on 06 Sep 08, 06:11:58
I rate this video with 5 of Oprah's pubic hairs.

ROTFLMAO
By: idgirl97. on 06 Sep 08, 06:09:03
ROTFLMAO

OH GOD LOL.
By: DemonPikachu. on 05 Sep 08, 17:39:26
OH GOD LOL.

love the ...
By: Knives213. on 05 Sep 08, 12:44:58
love the pastafarian god refference

Being a lesbian is ...
By: fgjfgjsf. on 05 Sep 08, 07:39:39
Being a lesbian is amazing.And I'm a 20 year-old-girl.I have a lot of hot vids at the site of ????? Lesdating...com ????? I want 2 make some lesbian friends so when u visit it please leave your contacts

LOVE the video. ...
By: aChangeOFideas. on 04 Sep 08, 08:16:01
LOVE the video. Makes our presidential candidates look like buffoons. However, no Pastafarian would refuse someone service in an Italian restaurant... we would gladly dine on his spaghedeity and invite everyone to join in the blessing of the sauce! RAmen

I love your frkin ...
By: AZNKOREALEE. on 04 Sep 08, 05:46:06
I love your frkin accent...lol go Mark go~~~ yea~

When are you ...
By: alexkerhead. on 03 Sep 08, 22:59:01
When are you running for President, Mark? Mark Day = God

i wouldn't mind ...
By: yomother34. on 02 Sep 08, 09:21:19
i wouldn't mind touching lesbian vagina's I'm a dude so i don't see how that will make me gay

I like this guys ...
By: joerules22. on 01 Sep 08, 13:36:53
I like this guys voice!

now thats 5 hot ...
By: miarena111. on 01 Sep 08, 09:11:00
now thats 5 hot blond lesbians only for you mark

I rate this video ...
By: StatusMalus. on 01 Sep 08, 01:51:12
I rate this video five lesbian goddesses on a circular you-know-what divine train.

Five sexually ...
By: AuthenticPunkDance. on 31 Aug 08, 15:28:04
Five sexually segregated stars. (Y)

Great as always, ...
By: faustormento. on 31 Aug 08, 10:25:51
Great as always, Mark. You are witty and funny at the same time. Five lesbian cuntsucking stars to you!

'misgayed' believes ...
By: ghfyoug. on 31 Aug 08, 05:01:43
'misgayed' believes, LOL. i hope you're doing the accent for fun cuz it's hilarious, and ridiculous if for real. but the whole vid is funny anyway

craaaaaaaaaaaap
By: redjulymanuel. on 31 Aug 08, 03:45:26
craaaaaaaaaaaap

5 lesbian pornstars ...
By: marshallskater. on 30 Aug 08, 20:48:19
5 lesbian pornstars out of 4 lesbian pornstars

hahahaha sooooo ...
By: JeremyNeale. on 30 Aug 08, 08:47:24
hahahaha sooooo funny

love the accent lol ...
By: PantsAreWarm. on 30 Aug 08, 00:18:35
love the accent lol works well with him

5 menstruating ...
By: DidItAllFortheHobbit. on 29 Aug 08, 14:32:15
5 menstruating lesbians

5 hot MILF action ...
By: marbs376. on 29 Aug 08, 07:45:42
5 hot MILF action websites out of 5! ^^

5 repetitively ...
By: themennisspk. on 29 Aug 08, 04:58:32
5 repetitively ridiculous religious fanatic pharmacists, dispensing placebo pills, psalms and platitudes.

5 pregnant lesbian ...
By: grahamkeithtodd. on 28 Aug 08, 17:53:54
5 pregnant lesbian nuns on acid!

rated 5 giant nice ...
By: alabc7. on 28 Aug 08, 17:13:25
rated 5 giant nice orgasms out of 5!

Re: HOW TO Break a Combination Lock in 12 seconds !!
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World Tour of Scotland Part 1
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Markdaycomedy (i.e. me) in Scotland... I used to post this kind of stuff on my response account... if you haven't seen it, check it out...
http://www.youtub e.com/markdayrespons e

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diet iron bru is ...
By: Rincewind13. on 05 Sep 08, 14:58:08
diet iron bru is DISGUSTING.

at 1:40 he kinda ...
By: kidde17. on 04 Sep 08, 13:24:47
at 1:40 he kinda looks like david draiman

Rofl the breakfast ...
By: dardo1201. on 04 Sep 08, 05:49:28
Rofl the breakfast of champions= leftovers of indian food

Dunno maybe he ...
By: dardo1201. on 04 Sep 08, 05:47:35
Dunno maybe he drank more Scoth the longer the vid went on

awesome i fuckin ...
By: forebona. on 04 Sep 08, 04:31:26
awesome i fuckin respect you mark man

Another Week in ...
By: CasedLogic. on 30 Aug 08, 06:23:33
Another Week in Scotland

was it just me or ...
By: subway14425. on 29 Aug 08, 11:49:53
was it just me or did his accent seem to get thicker as the video went on.

I can't believe ...
By: marbs376. on 29 Aug 08, 07:37:44
I can't believe that you got to eat the breakfast of champions! I'm soooo jealous. :(

I was there last ...
By: clashloverben. on 29 Aug 08, 04:06:17
I was there last week at that airport

I rate this video 5 ...
By: wbanul. on 28 Aug 08, 18:19:39
I rate this video 5 shite days in Scotland...that's 5 shite days in Scotland! Cheers!

nah man the ...
By: cow741. on 27 Aug 08, 15:42:24
nah man the scottish brekkie of champions is roll and square sausage. full strength irn bru is the only way forward!!

freaking love ...
By: cow741. on 27 Aug 08, 15:41:26
freaking love shortbread

that fringe ...
By: SAS2332. on 25 Aug 08, 11:39:49
that fringe festival was well good

i am from scotland ...
By: Rocstamad. on 23 Aug 08, 08:15:32
i am from scotland and its the best place ever lol!!!!!! if u see a sign welcome 2 england turn bak u gone to far lol

So lucky!! ...
By: Szbooks9. on 22 Aug 08, 23:00:19
So lucky!! American airports aren't nearly as comfy - they actually have places to lie down??!!

damn! I was just in ...
By: SpaztikProductions. on 22 Aug 08, 00:01:22
damn! I was just in Scotland!

Nothing says ...
By: AskACholaTV. on 20 Aug 08, 21:23:09
Nothing says HOlland and hookers like clogs and Bratz dolls!

So you're telling ...
By: sensorglitch. on 20 Aug 08, 15:40:51
So you're telling me Scotland really isn't like it was depicted .. in Trainspotting?

arg walkers s/bread ...
By: Peeblchu. on 20 Aug 08, 15:05:17
arg walkers s/bread the evilness Nooooooooooo!

oooh I love ...
By: kiten2cat12345. on 20 Aug 08, 12:45:37
oooh I love Edinburgh! Great simi-bigoraphy, haha I can't wait for part two! Will it include a man dressed as Bravehart?

Great, I'd love to ...
By: TimothyGatewood. on 20 Aug 08, 07:44:58
Great, I'd love to go there someday, please more than just 2 parts!

I was there like 2 ...
By: BokShilBokShil. on 20 Aug 08, 07:01:56
I was there like 2 weeks ago. Amsterdam's Airport and Glasgow. Isn't it fun? lol

Or 5 Bobby Burns ...
By: absentmindedprof. on 20 Aug 08, 06:13:38
Or 5 Bobby Burns haggis stars . . . :->

yeah, I give it 5 ...
By: MrGlenncom. on 20 Aug 08, 03:11:35
yeah, I give it 5 proclaimers tribute bands.

This was great, ...
By: bobby1144. on 19 Aug 08, 18:28:07
This was great, More please. Your a good tour guide there Mark.

Re: Celeb ( Barack = Britney ?!? )
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Oh, please tell me ...
By: professor2442. on 01 Sep 08, 20:47:00
Oh, please tell me you've had your tubes tied! Humanity needs people as ignorant and reactionary as you to die off.

Red, honey, time to ...
By: professor2442. on 01 Sep 08, 20:44:38
Red, honey, time to turn off the Faux News and get ready for bed. You've washed your brain enough for one day, and if you stay in any longer your fingers will get all pruny.

Wow. I think I love ...
By: instantk4rma. on 01 Sep 08, 19:18:05
Wow. I think I love you. Anti-John McCain AND Scottish. Two of my favorite things ;)

He is American fool ...
By: katexatexcake. on 30 Aug 08, 13:16:53
He is American fool! also anyone has a right to talk about world politics especialy US politics as they have a profound effect on the rest of the world

That was...oops I ...
By: BillZBubb. on 28 Aug 08, 15:02:45
That was...oops I forgot what I wanted to say--I just had a McCain moment.

lol, one of my ...
By: drizztman101. on 25 Aug 08, 12:52:07
lol, one of my favorite ones!!!

LOVE IT!!!!!!
By: madkas. on 24 Aug 08, 10:41:28
LOVE IT!!!!!!

Now that's funny! ...
By: pfannyguy. on 23 Aug 08, 16:57:11
Now that's funny! Keep it up!

WTF? HAHAH! what ...
By: ttocS88tube. on 22 Aug 08, 10:28:23
WTF? HAHAH! what the fuck is wrong with this guy? he talks like a inbred irish man, and he doesnt know wtf he's talking about! is this supossed to be funny? im laughing more at his ideals then his 'jokes'

He's an American! ...
By: dsddd1. on 20 Aug 08, 16:57:55
He's an American! He's a Scottish man who lives in America! Jesus, man no wonder the world hates us! Look, you're probably a reasonable and intelligent person. Just try to keep these lame, one-sided comments to yourself. You didn't like it? Fine, only watch bitter old McCain ads. There's hundreds on youtube. just watch those. Leave this guy alone. BTW MEAN PEOPLE SUCK

maybe you should ...
By: ShiningPig. on 19 Aug 08, 19:14:36
maybe you should make your own video instead of bagging on other peoples' and why dont you go back to yours? the US is built on variety and diversity, so fuck off

Annoying accent. ...
By: ad0304s. on 16 Aug 08, 06:05:18
Annoying accent. Maybe next time you can talk about politicians like Gordon Brown or someone else from YOUR OWN COUNTRY. And you need to sit still. And asking people to rate five stars - that's classy. I gave it one just for that. :) Anyways, thanks for your video - please go back to europe.

..geez, sorry that ...
By: odaneb. on 15 Aug 08, 21:56:50
..geez, sorry that comment was supposed to be made with a different nickname, I replied without realizing there was someone else logged in to my computer...great now ppl are gonna criticize me for making a comment with the wrong username...whatever, either way I didn't mean to strike a nerve into your country's politcs...

Dude, I'm not even ...
By: claudia407. on 15 Aug 08, 21:52:14
Dude, I'm not even American, sorry for not being interested in the politics of a country that I have very little association with. Overall I think Mark is a great comedian and i respect his opinion, in fact I dont want McCain to win, I want Obama to win, but that doesnt mean that I'm not allowed to differentiate comedy with political propaganda.

Barrack runs on his ...
By: isegoria1. on 15 Aug 08, 20:20:21
Barrack runs on his own merits. He has learned that poltricks as usual will not fly anymore. The American people are sick and tired of the lies and they will no longer take BS without researching it. It is about time that people woke up. We have spent way too much time sleeping so to speak.

Your acceint is so ...
By: Petirep. on 15 Aug 08, 12:58:02
Your acceint is so enoying...

I have rated this ...
By: jeishiikanzaki. on 15 Aug 08, 11:28:24
I have rated this video 5 Whiney Right Wing Hypocrites out of 5 Whiney Right Wing Hypocrites, given the comments your video has received. Ignore the bigoted backlash and keep on being yourself, Mr. Mark Day, you are loved.

you don't know real ...
By: PhyA52. on 15 Aug 08, 02:24:40
you don't know real comedy or what makes a good comedian then.

i love this guy. ...
By: PhyA52. on 15 Aug 08, 02:20:24
i love this guy. really funny

Finally someone ...
By: laffytaffy636. on 11 Aug 08, 14:45:52
Finally someone with a UK accent who doesnt pronounce it "beareck"

yeah, why would you ...
By: ozzert. on 10 Aug 08, 11:14:48
yeah, why would you? please don't watch any more !

I see the shrubbery ...
By: DubaiVol. on 08 Aug 08, 22:21:52
I see the shrubbery is out in force, spamming hate mail for anyone who dares question their glorious leader, and repeating the party line about Democrats. I was going to argue that the war in Iraq is going better than you seem to think, but I really don't care to be associated with neocon garbage like the ones below this comment

good video! my ...
By: Koura666. on 08 Aug 08, 10:48:20
good video! my names Alyssa, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ PLAY-CAM...dot...COM __ my user ID there is Alyssa_nzeptmrwi chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah

Ever since I first ...
By: odaneb. on 08 Aug 08, 03:35:37
Ever since I first found your videos I loved them, but this one was really not funny to me, it was pure political propaganda. I would rather hear you talk about the flying spagheti monster or about strawberry kwik. Now that's real comedy!

yes it is and what ...
By: crtnyevans. on 07 Aug 08, 22:22:35
yes it is and what point are you trying to prove by repeating his middle name. usually we call people by their first or nicknames. you are clearly trying to associate him with being either a muslim or a terrorist. but if calling him by his middle name is the best you have i feel sorry for you

Hottest Fox News Ever
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It's hot and it's news and it's on Fox Channel 5

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5 Rupert Murdock ...
By: TeacherMonkey. on 04 Sep 08, 22:58:20
5 Rupert Murdock cow fetus' pinned to a bald eagle's penis.

Fox 5 News = ...
By: Viper91089. on 03 Sep 08, 15:08:03
Fox 5 News = Republican.

What happens at Fox ...
By: Nic33rd. on 30 Aug 08, 14:57:09
What happens at Fox News should just say in Fox News. No broadcasting. Blah. Great show, Mark!

I live in England, ...
By: RedVstheBlue. on 30 Aug 08, 10:46:02
I live in England, There is a Scottish Parliament. So, a scottish Goverment. Its Independant. Also, if your going to argue that Scotland=England then so does Northern Island, so if all of it is England, so must the Republic Of Ireland be. Eire is completely independant, with its own goverment and complete freedom from The English goverment and Monarchy. It isn't even part of the UK its part of Britain. Im sorry, but your crap at geography.

5 Fox News Finance ...
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5 Fox News Finance Fiascos

What the bloody ...
By: TimothyGatewood. on 26 Aug 08, 13:42:07
What the bloody hell is wrong with you and your geographical skills. The United States are marked as the United States, not America. Likewise The United Kingdom is marked the United Kingdom, not England.

Fox has such a poor ...
By: effyleven. on 26 Aug 08, 11:18:57
Fox has such a poor reputation, wouldn't an outfit pay money to have their coffee cups KEPT OFF the channel?

Get it through your ...
By: lumpy12345zelderex. on 26 Aug 08, 10:14:57
Get it through your thick skull, england is NOT the united kingdom, you know so little about the united kingdom yet your giving us a fucking geograohy lesson? Scotland, England, Northen Ireland and wales = UK It isnt called England. Since you still fail to understand maybe i should explain it in an even simpler way? 1+2+3+4=10! it does not =2!!

The thing i am ...
By: lumpy12345zelderex. on 24 Aug 08, 08:57:25
The thing i am trying to say is that it ISNT a part of ENGLAND! Its a part of the UNITED KINGDOM! ENGLAND AND SCOTLAND are BOTH part of the UK, there isnt one that over rules the other.

lol you know the ...
By: Gine012. on 24 Aug 08, 08:51:45
lol you know the meaning of autonomes region??? Means you rule over your own people yet you are part of another country. Look at Spain, Iraq, and any other autonomes region. I understand that you want others to call Scotland a country, but the facts/reality is that it is not. It decided to stay as part of England. Sorry but can't deny the facts...

All the maps that i ...
By: lumpy12345zelderex. on 24 Aug 08, 05:51:48
All the maps that i have looked at say "United Kingdom" or "Great Britain". The map that you have IS incorect. Every year i travel down to England from Scotland, and at the border there is a sign saying "WELCOME TO ENGLAND", would that sign be there if the whole thing was england? NO! it wouldnt. Seriously Gine012, you dont know what you are talking about.

lol what does the ...
By: Gine012. on 24 Aug 08, 05:40:18
lol what does the map tell you?? Does it say Scotland?:?? |NO!!!! IT says ENGLAND, the whole island. Which means the whole island is England. But with in the island there is a autonomes region called Scotland. SCOTLAND is NOT a country, it is no independences. If it was it would not be recognized as part of ENGLAND. GEEZ how stupid can people be to realize this?

Scotland does NOT ...
By: lumpy12345zelderex. on 24 Aug 08, 04:50:42
Scotland does NOT belong to England! Northern Ireland, Wales, England and Scotland are all countrys and together they make the UK. ...Just like France does not belong to Germany. I really dont understand how people see England as the owner of the UK, when England is in fact run by a Scotsman!

England, Scotland, ...
By: Vorlan. on 23 Aug 08, 08:13:01
England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland together make up the UK. England is a part of the UK just like Scotland is. :)

lol UK is called ...
By: Gine012. on 21 Aug 08, 03:59:04
lol UK is called England.... it does not matter which name you call it.

not sure if it ...
By: DeathStrok. on 20 Aug 08, 18:18:55
not sure if it belongs to england, but it does make up part of the UK, and you dot see england you see United kingdom (just checked my map) so im pretty sure it is a country

well I hate to tell ...
By: Gine012. on 20 Aug 08, 18:13:00
well I hate to tell you but its not. It is an autonomes region but still belongs to the rest of England. If it was a country it would be seen in the world map, but all you can see it England.

pretty sure ...
By: DeathStrok. on 20 Aug 08, 18:08:36
pretty sure scotland is a country, unless that changed in the past 2 years or so

5 Macdonald Drive ...
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5 Macdonald Drive Through News Letters

I must tell you, ...
By: jeishiikanzaki. on 15 Aug 08, 11:39:00
I must tell you, this is an awesome video. I give this 5 inappropriate product placements! That's 5 inappropriate product placements!

I'm from Scotland, ...
By: magalator. on 12 Aug 08, 18:45:34
I'm from Scotland, (originally), and I wish it was.

Compact Oxford ...
By: barryp3403. on 10 Aug 08, 09:31:52
Compact Oxford English Dictionary country ? noun (pl. countries) 1 a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory. Scotland used to be a country. It is now much more like a state or province of the UK, even taking devolution into account.

im from the uk and ...
By: loowish. on 07 Aug 08, 13:15:46
im from the uk and scotland IS a country. goons.

Scotland is not a ...
By: Gine012. on 06 Aug 08, 19:40:32
Scotland is not a country moron... it might be an autonomes region but it is not a country

scotish idiot name ...
By: silentwulfsfan. on 06 Aug 08, 19:02:59
scotish idiot name the country nexed time

Picture Collab Part 6
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THE 6TH PICTURE COLLAB!!!!!! Srry for my video hiatus. I have been doing things off of youtube and i actually forgot about it lol. WELL HERE IT IS!

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$Barack Obama\$

Barack Obama's New Yorker Cartoon Shocker
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The New Yorker magazine's controversial Barack and Michelle Obama cover somewhat misinterpreted for mildly comic effect.

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That's five New ...
By: MagicExpress. on 04 Sep 08, 16:00:34
That's five New Yorker foldouts of librarians.

Such strange and ...
By: Nic33rd. on 30 Aug 08, 14:52:22
Such strange and disturbing thoughts . . . hmmm . . . 5 stars!

five puururrrrrrrrs ...
By: mechanicalmind496. on 28 Aug 08, 17:56:46
five puururrrrrrrrs out of five:) love the shows mark

5 lines of coke for ...
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5 lines of coke for Mr. Bush

5 Presidential ...
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5 Presidential Boodwar Costum Parties

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omg lol good 1!!!!!
By: djmaster41. on 20 Aug 08, 17:45:54
omg lol good 1!!!!!

I made up my own ...
By: pNUT208. on 20 Aug 08, 00:23:51
I made up my own and gave it 5 obama bin ladens! ;D

Sorry ...
By: CynNichol. on 13 Aug 08, 15:13:24
Sorry ReviewerGuy623, I think we will see that our national security officers have let us down. At the time Obama filed, I don't think the FBI or CIA had a clue about whether or not he had Kenyan or Indonesian citizenship, or even looked into the possibility of a fake birth certificate. I'm also trying to get the word out on at least 25 others issues about Obama... Unfortunately, I don't know you, or anyone else on YouTube, leaving me to say what I think at my own time. Thank you for your work.

Before a person is ...
By: ReviewerGuy623. on 13 Aug 08, 09:00:28
Before a person is allowed to file for the office of president, many forms must be filled out and thoroughly checked by the FBI and the CIA for the accuracy of the answers given. As much as I support McCain and want him to win the election, I would like it very much if people just kept their eyes on the important issues rather than the redundant facts and false rumors that both candidates are receiving.

i rate it 5 black ...
By: diatrek. on 13 Aug 08, 00:29:11
i rate it 5 black panther in the bedroom *rrrr* ing xD

Wow, another ...
By: xtinyxkaosx. on 11 Aug 08, 18:21:17
Wow, another youtube user that favors barack big deal he's gonna loose n e way get over it your not even american so stfu douche.

MarkDayComedy, test ...
By: CynNichol. on 11 Aug 08, 13:20:05
MarkDayComedy, test some taboos? cute :-) But how do you think Obama will change anything for the better? The 'change' he campaigned for in Kenya in 1992 was for Communism and Islam; in Kenya in 2006 he campaigned for a violent radical Muslim against our US ally the Kenyan govt... not to mention how he has been involved in the rest of Africa, the US, etc. Is all of this OK with you?

ReviewerGuy623, "He ...
By: CynNichol. on 11 Aug 08, 13:05:41
ReviewerGuy623, "He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii"? Prove it. Obama hasn't. It's reported that his campaign released a fake birth certificate from HI that was a computer-altered copy of his half-sister's certificate. And incidently, his half-sister has a certificate from HI, but was born in Indonesia. My bet from what I've read... Obama wasn't born in HI. If he was, he needs to prove it. As of now... Obama looks like a stalking horse for a group that thinks they're above the law.

He was born in ...
By: ReviewerGuy623. on 11 Aug 08, 10:43:56
He was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.

i rate it 5 kinky ...
By: ToppsyKrettz23. on 10 Aug 08, 22:58:55
i rate it 5 kinky enviromentalists

phloidf787, it's ...
By: CynNichol. on 07 Aug 08, 16:05:33
phloidf787, it's time to see Obama's self-made past for what it is, a fraud. Was he born in Hawaii? I don't know, I wasn't there. But there is evidence that the birth certificate provided by his campaign is a fake. This will hopefully be investigated, then we both will know one way or the other. It won't affect my vote either way, because there has already been so much deception on his part that he lost it some time ago. Wake up.

This is thoroughly ...
By: phloidf787. on 07 Aug 08, 12:45:18
This is thoroughly idiotic. Barrack Obama was was born in Hawaii! How effing stupid do you need to be to not get that. There is no conspiracy here, he is a US citizen.

i rate this 5 new ...
By: SilentJ43. on 06 Aug 08, 18:39:56
i rate this 5 new episodes of markdaycomedy

OMG nice w/ the ...
By: theoreo88. on 05 Aug 08, 21:59:26
OMG nice w/ the premature oil spills! im rating this 5.....um....*smoke rises*.....i got nothin.

i rate it 5 ...
By: allie4848. on 04 Aug 08, 16:53:25
i rate it 5 whatever the heck he just said

THAT IS KINDA KINKY ...
By: HAFFBAKED. on 03 Aug 08, 22:38:23
THAT IS KINDA KINKY LOL

Spoken like a true ...
By: bobbytiger. on 03 Aug 08, 16:39:46
Spoken like a true liberal. From your accent, I assume you can't vote in our election. Just saying.............

As are you Mr. ...
By: Latman2k. on 02 Aug 08, 11:33:53
As are you Mr. Engrish

roastedsanta, it's ...
By: CynNichol. on 02 Aug 08, 00:37:13
roastedsanta, it's my understanding that it isn't necessary to produce a birth certificate when registering to run for the Senate, so he got around the issue. A President must be a natural citizen, and is required to prove citizenship. It hasn't been proven that he was born in a US state, in fact there is evidence that he could have been born in Kenya, Indonesia or Canada.

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Mark Day
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I attempt to do an immitation of Mark Day.
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ITS KIKI TIME-i hate chris crocker...fred and blue day??
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its my vlog people....the poeple videos in the background were itschriscrocker with- leave britney alone ...fred with fred stalks judy and markdaycomedy with The "smiley" intervention.....tha nks for alll who watched love u guys byyeee btw PLZ RESPOND DUDES!

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yeah fred is cool
By: jumbolumbozumbo. on 09 Aug 08, 23:26:03
yeah fred is cool

damn. you have a ...
By: sk8r4life52. on 01 Aug 08, 21:10:54
damn. you have a cool accent. im so jealous =[

fred rules
By: sk8ercole. on 23 Jul 08, 18:32:13
fred rules

your accent is so ...
By: sadpluto. on 22 Jul 08, 12:39:10
your accent is so kool. I love it :)

its hard not to ...
By: joseneid. on 21 Jul 08, 22:59:31
its hard not to watch if u dont know what the video is. fred sucks shit!

wow ok best advice ...
By: myevilrose. on 07 Jul 08, 10:18:26
wow ok best advice ive ever had lol=]

i think if u don't ...
By: schmetterlingboy. on 06 Jul 08, 14:03:04
i think if u don't like him then don't watch it

thanks lol=]
By: myevilrose. on 02 Jul 08, 09:11:16
thanks lol=]

I love your accent
By: Applepig96. on 02 Jul 08, 06:27:05
I love your accent

u suck butt 2wice ...
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u suck butt 2wice!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh fredis awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i agree u r ...
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yes i agree u r amazing

i totally agree ...
By: bassist9994. on 19 Jun 08, 07:07:42
i totally agree with everything you said, i find Fred really annoying.

blue day isnt a ...
By: myevilrose. on 17 Jun 08, 11:31:30
blue day isnt a video byt yeh=] thanks for the response i pretty much agree exept for fred he is funny XD

Chris Crocker = ...
By: ManicRevelation. on 16 Jun 08, 15:43:03
Chris Crocker = Douche. Fred = Over rated and tard fucked annoying. Blue Day.. Never watched, no opinion. Mark Day = God

this was really ...
By: GroverUnderwood. on 15 Jun 08, 19:52:23
this was really funny :]

baha i love you ...
By: GroverUnderwood. on 15 Jun 08, 19:48:17
baha i love you doing chris crocker :]

lol yes XD
By: myevilrose. on 15 Jun 08, 11:06:49
lol yes XD

hmm its completely ...
By: Gravika. on 15 Jun 08, 09:48:24
hmm its completely true about chris crocker, he is a complete fag, and Is that the same streak i did in your hair in gildredge??

go kiki go
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go kiki go

thank you=]
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thank you=]

It was nice to hear ...
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It was nice to hear your opinion.

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